Things are really escalating Tags:United Kingdom 19 comments Jamie Oliver sent to Russia to remove all Turkey Twizzlers as first sanctions take place. Looks like Jamie’s show got cut for the war. When will this world ever [take my boy seriously](https://c.tenor.com/M2UaUnwwi4UAAAAM/jamie-oliver.gif) If he puts cream in the carbonara then it’ll be full scale war from an army of Nonnas. It starts with a quiche, quickly escalates to roast cauliflower, and before you know it the world is a radioactive wasteland. Does anyone know if Oliver’s quiche had any garlic Putin it? Carbonara with a veggie twist? Theres probably a very depressed/angry Italian somewhere after reading that. Jamie Oliver makes aspargus quiche, now if that doesn’t scare Putin back to Russia I don’t know what will. “It puts the cauliflower roast in the basket or else it gets a world war again” Putin, probably. insert joke about chicken Kievs. I’m trying to open an emergency visa for my wife and UKVI is like “aight we’ll call you back later”. Boris johnson action plan leaked. My internet was down since the morning but that all I need to know thanks! We will deny russia Imports of curly chips and turkey twizzlers. That il show em. It would have been even funnier if he was making a Chicken Kiev. The whole world can unite on one simple, universal truth: Jamie Oliver is a wanker Things are a cooking! I needed a laugh after today so thank you i’m now chuckling in bed at the thought of this monty python like sketch 😂 Sending Jamie Oliver may just be a first step in their plans. Not that I’m a hater but I did find it funny. Don’t let him make a traditional Russian dish. He’ll only bastardise it and make Putin angrier. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Looks like Jamie’s show got cut for the war. When will this world ever [take my boy seriously](https://c.tenor.com/M2UaUnwwi4UAAAAM/jamie-oliver.gif)
It starts with a quiche, quickly escalates to roast cauliflower, and before you know it the world is a radioactive wasteland.
Carbonara with a veggie twist? Theres probably a very depressed/angry Italian somewhere after reading that.
Jamie Oliver makes aspargus quiche, now if that doesn’t scare Putin back to Russia I don’t know what will.
I needed a laugh after today so thank you i’m now chuckling in bed at the thought of this monty python like sketch 😂
Sending Jamie Oliver may just be a first step in their plans. Not that I’m a hater but I did find it funny.
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Jamie Oliver sent to Russia to remove all Turkey Twizzlers as first sanctions take place.
Looks like Jamie’s show got cut for the war. When will this world ever [take my boy seriously](https://c.tenor.com/M2UaUnwwi4UAAAAM/jamie-oliver.gif)
If he puts cream in the carbonara then it’ll be full scale war from an army of Nonnas.
It starts with a quiche, quickly escalates to roast cauliflower, and before you know it the world is a radioactive wasteland.
Does anyone know if Oliver’s quiche had any garlic Putin it?
Carbonara with a veggie twist?
Theres probably a very depressed/angry Italian somewhere after reading that.
Jamie Oliver makes aspargus quiche, now if that doesn’t scare Putin back to Russia I don’t know what will.
“It puts the cauliflower roast in the basket or else it gets a world war again” Putin, probably.
insert joke about chicken Kievs.
I’m trying to open an emergency visa for my wife and UKVI is like “aight we’ll call you back later”.
Boris johnson action plan leaked.
My internet was down since the morning but that all I need to know thanks!
We will deny russia Imports of curly chips and turkey twizzlers.
That il show em.
It would have been even funnier if he was making a Chicken Kiev.
The whole world can unite on one simple, universal truth: Jamie Oliver is a wanker
Things are a cooking!
I needed a laugh after today so thank you
i’m now chuckling in bed at the thought of this monty python like sketch 😂
Sending Jamie Oliver may just be a first step in their plans. Not that I’m a hater but I did find it funny.
Don’t let him make a traditional Russian dish. He’ll only bastardise it and make Putin angrier.