McDonald’s, Starbucks, Coke, Pepsi join exodus out of Russia

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  1. No Starbucks? But thats what got us thru planning this heist! Oh, now they’ll be back on the vodka. Oh, and I’m sure I sure a memo with launch codes on the other day!

  2. Oh no!
    The 70% of Russia ‘s population who lives on bread and water will SURELY revolt now!!

    The west response is PATHETIC!

  3. In other news, Russia’s health agency reports this week that despite the war killing several hundred a week, the average Russian life expectancy mysteriously increased by three years nearly overnight.

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