I knew a barman called Jesus from Brazil, my money it is for him
Fuck me
Nice to see that even fictional characters have birthdays 🥳
My Nan used to put up balloons like this at Christmas. I think I was about 7 or 8, so that was around 21-22 years ago and I feel perfectly okay about that yes I do 🫠
Edit: not sure why I’m being downvoted for jokingly saying I’m okay/not okay about the passage of time lmao
“What shall I put on the fucking balloons, then?”
*Just put…*
…”Jesus loves you Brian “
“Really ? Got a funny way of showing it “
Made a chocolate cake for Christmas Day with my 15 yr old (he hates Xmas pud), and while he was upstairs I decorated it with “happy birthday Jesus” and some candles. Got me a brilliant teenage groan and eye roll
Not wrong though
And Brian….
Was he not actually “born” in the spring/summer time anyway?
If only they said “Jesus Happy Birthday” instead you could use them for literally any birthday party
Happy gift day santa.
I think most likely they are taking the piss.
Most believers wouldn’t be so inclined imo.
Take a look online for the happy birthday big guy Xmas merch.
Some of it’s hilarious and the immortal death cult fans are definitely not the target market for such trivial blasphemy, the loveable nutters.
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Hope he got custard and jelly.
The comic sans makes this so much funnier
I knew a barman called Jesus from Brazil, my money it is for him
Fuck me
Nice to see that even fictional characters have birthdays 🥳
My Nan used to put up balloons like this at Christmas. I think I was about 7 or 8, so that was around 21-22 years ago and I feel perfectly okay about that yes I do 🫠
Edit: not sure why I’m being downvoted for jokingly saying I’m okay/not okay about the passage of time lmao
“What shall I put on the fucking balloons, then?”
*Just put…*
…”Jesus loves you Brian “
“Really ? Got a funny way of showing it “
Made a chocolate cake for Christmas Day with my 15 yr old (he hates Xmas pud), and while he was upstairs I decorated it with “happy birthday Jesus” and some candles. Got me a brilliant teenage groan and eye roll
Not wrong though
And Brian….
Was he not actually “born” in the spring/summer time anyway?
If only they said “Jesus Happy Birthday” instead you could use them for literally any birthday party
Happy gift day santa.
I think most likely they are taking the piss.
Most believers wouldn’t be so inclined imo.
Take a look online for the happy birthday big guy Xmas merch.
Some of it’s hilarious and the immortal death cult fans are definitely not the target market for such trivial blasphemy, the loveable nutters.
Maybe it was a Latin kid’s birthday 😂
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