If you hold a 20 in the light just right, you can make funny words appear like “Pounty”

by Tealspark

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  1. First result for it on Google is [this](https://www.fondazioneslowfood.com/en/ark-of-taste-slow-food/pounti/#:~:text=Pounti%20is%20a%20pat%C3%A9%20with,dish%2C%20then%20cut%20into%20slices.)

    Pounti is a paté with vegetables and meat, with a brown surface and a green stuffing inside with a few whole prunes. It is traditionally cooked in a cast iron casserole dish, then cut into slices. The stuffing consists of a mix of bacon/neck/salted pork and dry-cured ham heel, chard, parsley and onions, incorporated into a savoury crepe batter (eggs, milk, flour, salt).

  2. What about “Twends”? If you can’t get that then I won’t be impressed!

  3. A 20 pound note? You do realise it’s 3 days after Christmas?

  4. Careful now!

    You’re close to revealing a secret code word that the Crypto-Masons use to gain access to the ὀφθαλμός below the Bank of England!

    If you take a left off Threadneedle street, If you approach the bronze door on Bartholomew Lane in the hours of darkness (and NEVER in the month of May) and give nine sharp knocks (in groups of three) with the silver head of your cane. Then lean into the slotted mic panel on the box by the door, and speak the word **”Pounty”**

    You will hear a crackle and a thin reedy voice will respond, warbling a line from the song that goes

    *”Two, two, the lily-white boys clothed all in green oh”*

    You must respond with the next line, and the door will open.

    Head down the steps on the left, and you will enter the ὀφθαλμός which contains the real London Stone. The one at 111 Cannon Street now is a passable copy, but has no magic properties whatsoever.

  5. Tell me it’s the week between Xmas and New Year without telling me it’s the week between Xmas and New Year

  6. You really are going stir crazy during twixmas aren’t you…? 😂

  7. These are the ground breaking discoveries we need

  8. Peak “it’s been Christmas and New Year and I don’t know what to do with my time” activity.

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