Can’t have anything nice.

16 comments

1. Please, keep trying. It’ll work soon.

2. Can we offer Drumpf as a trade?

3. Lloyd Geering is so old that he is the last person alive to have been charged with heresy in the western world.

4. That fat orange ball keeps falling out of the clamp.

5. I’d donate a few rolls of quarters

6. If Mitch dies I’m afraid he’ll be replaced by an MTG style idiot

7. Sadly, Mitch is now the moderate Republican.

8. Can we offer Vladimir Putin instead?

9. Moscow Mitch evades death because he feeds on the flesh and misery of children.

10. I literally busted out laughing at this. Kudos.

11. Or Drumpf

12. Wen Trump

13. I thought I saw Sarah Huckabee in there. I can tell by all the excess leg & arm hair & strapping manly shoulders

14. McConnell deserves to live long enough to reap what he’s sown

15. Or Grassley, or Trump, or Pelosi, or Thomas, or Alito, or Connolly…

    Silent Boomers are the reason(s) we can’t have anything nice.

16. Nah, he’s gone back to his terrarium.

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