[OC] Incidents of sharting over the past 10 months as a construction worker (Stankey Visualization)

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1. Thank you for this update. 

2. Dude, eat some fiber or something!

3. Uhm, I think I have started like twice in my life? Maybe hold in your farts a bit more….

4. Christ, is your diet 100% fast food and liquor?

5. Finally, appropriate usage of a stinky visualization.

6. You are 100% not well lol. It could be lacrosse intolerance, gluten insensitivity, or just piss poor diet… But man this is not normal.

7. You need to change butchers. 

8. You’re not supposed to shart do much that you decide to make a graph about it. You’re not supposed to shart at all! Go see a doctor or get a new job

9. This is the content I come to this sub for

10. If youve sharted 16 times in 10 months, you’ve got some serious fucking issues.

11. r/IBD might appreciate this.

12. Bro, once is too much. 16 times is incontinence.

13. Please talk to a doctor. This is not healthy. 

14. Each arm of data should be in the shape of a underwear liner

15. I have not even FARTED in public that many times in a year, let alone shat my pants — which I haven’t done since I was a toddler. Seek help, OP.

16. I have never once sharted in my life.

17. Never did I think I’d see a shitpost here…

18. I like this shart chart a lot more than the “how I spend my 970k base salary” Sankey charts that were everywhere just a few months ago

19. A real shart ends at the ankle

20. Post potty-training, I have started exactly once in my entire life. It was food poisoning, I passed-out on the couch, watching TV, woke up in the middle of the night and decided to go to bed. In my half-asleep, half-drunk state, I thought I had a fart coming. It was not. It was straight liquid.

    Turns out that Turkey Bacon is not like turkey lunch meat, which is pre-cooked. It needs to be fully cooked prior to consumption. My half-assed microwave warming was not “fully cooked”, apparently.

    I like to think that if I had been fully awake and sober, I would not have sharted myself, but who knows?

21. I was told to never trust a fart after 40. He was right.

22. I was afraid to see « Inside the Fluffer » thank god everyone is safe (also eat fiber)

23. I’m surprised no one has yet observed that OP called the shart chart a “stankey.”

    With all that sharting, stankey indeed.

24. Stankey Visualization is lolz btw

25. Years ago at the Stone Temple Pilots concert, standing at the urinal I did what most of us do and let ‘er rip. I released a full shit down my leg and out my shorts onto the bathroom floor. It only takes one shart experience to never risk farting in your pants again. Happy New Year…almost!

26. You sharted more than 1.5 times per month on average? You may want to consult a medical professional and/or change your diet.

27. So you’re shitting your pants almost every 2 weeks???? Dude that’s not normal

28. I had some bowel issues that looked similar to this and I’ve since been diagnosed with stage 3 rectal cancer.

    If you’re over 45, consider a colonoscopy. Seriously.

29. Please add in farts that you successfully trusted. I need to know success ratio

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