Cant drink but can use weapon in schools, peak ameritard logic.
Remember that mothers used to dip a cloth into schnapps and give it to babies to keep them calm.
unbrewed barley tea, to keep the kids warm in those long cold boring german nights.
Reddit always seems so anti-alcohol, comments telling them that they have an alcohol dependency problem for having a few beers every Friday night. Then you realise it must all just be the Americans who aren’t legally allowed to drink.
Apfelschorle
Best childhood
Whenever I would hurt myself as a child, my grandpa would give me wine to drink. Said it worked better than the painkillers.
It did.
the little french guy on the right looks terrified of the camera
I thought the one on the right had a fake beard on.
First time i got hammered i was 13 lol, drinking orange juice vodka (disgusting) on the local train station at 15h
Those were the days
This is slander.
It’s 21. Not 20.
Prepare for a lawsuit
This is slander.
It’s 21. Not 20.
Prepare for a lawsuit
First time I did crack was when I was 13 lol
I find it funny how you can work, drive, buy a house and own a firearm in the US before you can drink
The sooner you get them drinking, the sooner you’ll have them fueling the brewing industry. Help Germany, you know.
To be fair it’s apple juice the kids were drinking.
Can’t drink but can drive. Logic.
Alcohol is god’s excuse for making us sentient.
You can’t buy a Kinder Surprise/Uberaschung there but a desert eagle is ok
My Eastern European colleagues tell me that by the time you’re 19/20, you’re mostly already getting *off* hard alcohol. The ones who don’t, turn out… funny…
Ayo that child is definitely not german
(the one on the left)
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Cant drink but can use weapon in schools, peak ameritard logic.
Remember that mothers used to dip a cloth into schnapps and give it to babies to keep them calm.
unbrewed barley tea, to keep the kids warm in those long cold boring german nights.
Reddit always seems so anti-alcohol, comments telling them that they have an alcohol dependency problem for having a few beers every Friday night. Then you realise it must all just be the Americans who aren’t legally allowed to drink.
Apfelschorle
Best childhood
Whenever I would hurt myself as a child, my grandpa would give me wine to drink. Said it worked better than the painkillers.
It did.
the little french guy on the right looks terrified of the camera
I thought the one on the right had a fake beard on.
First time i got hammered i was 13 lol, drinking orange juice vodka (disgusting) on the local train station at 15h
Those were the days
This is slander.
It’s 21. Not 20.
Prepare for a lawsuit
This is slander.
It’s 21. Not 20.
Prepare for a lawsuit
First time I did crack was when I was 13 lol
I find it funny how you can work, drive, buy a house and own a firearm in the US before you can drink
The sooner you get them drinking, the sooner you’ll have them fueling the brewing industry. Help Germany, you know.
To be fair it’s apple juice the kids were drinking.
Can’t drink but can drive. Logic.
Alcohol is god’s excuse for making us sentient.
You can’t buy a Kinder Surprise/Uberaschung there but a desert eagle is ok
My Eastern European colleagues tell me that by the time you’re 19/20, you’re mostly already getting *off* hard alcohol. The ones who don’t, turn out… funny…
Ayo that child is definitely not german
(the one on the left)
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