Today I had to Google a new term. I now have consumer regret. I also regret not going incognito before Googling that because I’m betting my ads are now going to be weird for a month.
Is this a joke? I can’t tell anymore.
The worms commanded it. They needed to pass on their offspring to a new host.
Sad thing is I can’t tell if this is real or not at this point.
Uhhhh…
I used to have a pretty good eye for satire but now, with the way the actual news is, I… I just don’t know anymore
That will go over big with the religidiots.
I don’t want to raise any alarms but there seems to be something weird going on in the federal government of the United States
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Today I had to Google a new term. I now have consumer regret. I also regret not going incognito before Googling that because I’m betting my ads are now going to be weird for a month.
Is this a joke? I can’t tell anymore.
The worms commanded it. They needed to pass on their offspring to a new host.
Sad thing is I can’t tell if this is real or not at this point.
Uhhhh…
I used to have a pretty good eye for satire but now, with the way the actual news is, I… I just don’t know anymore
That will go over big with the religidiots.
I don’t want to raise any alarms but there seems to be something weird going on in the federal government of the United States
Just saying.
[https://hard-drive.net/hd/politics/rfk-jr-admits-to-doing-a-human-centipede-once-in-unprompted-confession/](https://hard-drive.net/hd/politics/rfk-jr-admits-to-doing-a-human-centipede-once-in-unprompted-confession/)
Sadly this isn’t true (the only source I can find for this is from a humour site), but I’d believe it.
Well he’s a dope head
Is it good satire or is it bad satire if you genuinely cannot tell if it’s true or not?

Whether it’s true or satire, the sad thing is that it’s believable.
At least the worms help him have a good time
Was he just eating butt and trying to hide it?
He likes it raw
Nah, unbelievable. It would be at least twice, maybe three times.
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This is how you catch brain worms. Stop eating ass, kids.
We are now living in a post-satirical world
Trumpty Dumpty’s making a mockery of institutions designed to protect the American people by putting people like this walking sh*tshow in charge

Put a cloak over him and he’d look like Sheev Palpatine
I just had to look up with that means. I am more than sorry that I did.
“doing” ?
Was he part of one? Did he sew a couple people together? Did he bang one? We need more details!
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