Is anyone surprised?

Posted by Pumuckl4Life

25 comments
  1. Today I had to Google a new term.  I now have consumer regret.  I also regret not going incognito before Googling that because I’m betting my ads are now going to be weird for a month. 

  2. The worms commanded it. They needed to pass on their offspring to a new host. 

  3. Sad thing is I can’t tell if this is real or not at this point.

  4. I used to have a pretty good eye for satire but now, with the way the actual news is, I… I just don’t know anymore

  5. I don’t want to raise any alarms but there seems to be something weird going on in the federal government of the United States

    Just saying.

  6. Sadly this isn’t true (the only source I can find for this is from a humour site), but I’d believe it.

  7. Is it good satire or is it bad satire if you genuinely cannot tell if it’s true or not?

  8. Whether it’s true or satire, the sad thing is that it’s believable.

  9. Nah, unbelievable. It would be at least twice, maybe three times.

  10. This is how you catch brain worms. Stop eating ass, kids.

  11. Trumpty Dumpty’s making a mockery of institutions designed to protect the American people by putting people like this walking sh*tshow in charge

  12. ![gif](giphy|eHYazg6wGDqYE)

    Put a cloak over him and he’d look like Sheev Palpatine

  13. I just had to look up with that means. I am more than sorry that I did.

  14. “doing” ?

    Was he part of one? Did he sew a couple people together? Did he bang one? We need more details!

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