This is so true. It really is INSULTING the way he talks. Like truly insulting to our intelligence that he thinks he can get away with this gibberish and we don’t see straight through it. We’ll, slightly less than half this country sees right through it.
“They say, sir…”
No one did.
All these comments are just brilliant. I love to see people calling out narcissistic assholery and delusion.
So true
“Nobody knows more about [TOPIC] than me”
=
“I know absolutely nothing about this”
If you pull the little plastic ring attached to the string coming out of his back he says these catch phrases in a random order.
“What a nasty question”
(The allegations about me that you’re asking me about are 100% true)
Covfefe? Anyone?
How come he hasn’t paid E. Jean her 83 million dollars yet?
I’m really not looking forward to 4 more years of this bs.
He uses the word everybody a lot. Everybody wants this. Everybody likes this. Everybody says so. No buffoon. Everybody doesn’t.
“Cofveve” – actually supposed to be “kerfuffle,” but the man’s too brain-damaged to spell properly, to the point that autocorrect committed seppuku more than a decade ago..
I can’t believe we have to deal with this stupid motherfucker again.
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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
More useful definitions.
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Forgot the best one:
“Nobody knows more about […] than I do.” (I have no idea what I’m talking about here)
Pretty accurate, really.
Anytime he says someone else said “Sir,” you know he’s about to spout pure bullshit.
“Nobody knew” (I just found out). Also, “I never knew him/her” (I worked with them and I’m complicit).
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If he is talking about a conversation he had with someone and the other party refers to him as “sir”, it’s made up.
Something like:
I was talking to a general the other day and he said “sir, you are the best leader the military ever had…”
Don’t forget “concepts of plans” , no plan
“B-e s-u-r-e t-o f-u-c-k y-o-u-r-s-e-l-f i-n t-h-e f-a-c-e.”
“A friend of mine” (person doesn’t exist)
This thread is spot on!
This is so true. It really is INSULTING the way he talks. Like truly insulting to our intelligence that he thinks he can get away with this gibberish and we don’t see straight through it. We’ll, slightly less than half this country sees right through it.
“They say, sir…”
No one did.
All these comments are just brilliant. I love to see people calling out narcissistic assholery and delusion.
So true
“Nobody knows more about [TOPIC] than me”
=
“I know absolutely nothing about this”
If you pull the little plastic ring attached to the string coming out of his back he says these catch phrases in a random order.
“What a nasty question”
(The allegations about me that you’re asking me about are 100% true)
Covfefe? Anyone?
How come he hasn’t paid E. Jean her 83 million dollars yet?
I’m really not looking forward to 4 more years of this bs.
He uses the word everybody a lot. Everybody wants this. Everybody likes this. Everybody says so. No buffoon. Everybody doesn’t.
“Cofveve” – actually supposed to be “kerfuffle,” but the man’s too brain-damaged to spell properly, to the point that autocorrect committed seppuku more than a decade ago..
I can’t believe we have to deal with this stupid motherfucker again.
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