Fairly sure this guy is an alien and has only ever read about humans on Wikipedia.





by FullHeadOfHair42069

6 comments
  1. Watched a few bbc shows tonight and it was a great reminder as to why I don’t pay a tv licence.

  2. Miserable cnut, some snazzle on him, wouldn’t fancy offering him a line of pure that’s for sure.

    Beak on yeee.

    Here’s me what.

  3. 10 minutes to midnight this guy was talking about all the miserable things that happened in 2024, or how sad it is that other UK cities are missing out because of the weather.

    And then TWO minutes before it started again.

    Usually it’s a little bit exciting but that was stressful to watch 😂

  4. My job is to optimise misery across the nation in a steady, consistent stream of bile. Think I’ll break out the bottle of BBC approved water, pour a wee dram, and offer a platitude as thick as a sheet of pissed-drenched bog roll.

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