Downvotes actually believe the salary is 31k per month and not just an error.
Jesus fuck you people are stupid.
If it’s 30k per month it’ll be thirty thousand pesos or lire. But I’ll put my CV in just in case…
You have to work with a bunch of gormless wasters who can’t fill in a simple online form correctly.
Just the people you want running the maintenance depo and servicing equipment.
That’s Scottish Buttons
You have to live in Fort William ???
Wouldn’t get out of bed for less than 35k a month personally…
I read this in the voice of the boring priest from father Ted
Not a catch……probably more of a typo.
My brain didn’t catch on quick enough and thought “that’s not a huge salary” and then I realised it said “per month”.
I’m not sure I’d willingly spend that much time in an Gearasdan, even for that much money
The job is in Shetland and you get paid by the tree…
The machine you operate is one of those buttons where you get a figure between £31k & £33k a month but every time you press it someone, somewhere in Fort William, dies.
Job duration: a fortnight.
The catch is that it’s a semi-automated haggis culling machine and you have to live with yourself and the memory of their screams
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You think 31k is an extreme salary?
Downvotes actually believe the salary is 31k per month and not just an error.
Jesus fuck you people are stupid.
If it’s 30k per month it’ll be thirty thousand pesos or lire. But I’ll put my CV in just in case…
You have to work with a bunch of gormless wasters who can’t fill in a simple online form correctly.
Just the people you want running the maintenance depo and servicing equipment.
That’s Scottish Buttons
You have to live in Fort William ???
Wouldn’t get out of bed for less than 35k a month personally…
I read this in the voice of the boring priest from father Ted
Not a catch……probably more of a typo.
My brain didn’t catch on quick enough and thought “that’s not a huge salary” and then I realised it said “per month”.
I’m not sure I’d willingly spend that much time in an Gearasdan, even for that much money
The job is in Shetland and you get paid by the tree…
The machine you operate is one of those buttons where you get a figure between £31k & £33k a month but every time you press it someone, somewhere in Fort William, dies.
Job duration: a fortnight.
The catch is that it’s a semi-automated haggis culling machine and you have to live with yourself and the memory of their screams
Anal.
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