Florida Man Unable to Jerk It

Posted by BringBackTheBeat716

37 comments
  1. Why just pornhub.com? There are a plethora of porn sites out there. Also, why now?

  2. If somebody opens up a tab before midnight tonight and never closes it, can they stay connected to the site?

  3. Further proof that florida is a hellhole. Freedom to have my dog freak out because Cletus wants to fire off some fireworks for new years, but I can’t watch porn.

  4. So why did they decide watching pron was akin to a crime? 

  5. Does anyone understand what a frustrated Florida *Man* could do?

    Because I can imagine an army of frustrated Flordia *Men* and it is quite scary.

  6. *oversimplified voice* and you my friend should have NordVpn!

  7. No weed, porn, or abortions in Florida…because of Big Government MAGA Republicans

  8. It’s already blocked in Florida

    Source: i live in Florida

  9. Tor browser is free and worked when I drove through Texas. VPN will work too if you want to spend money on a decent one. This law is only going to teach kids how to wear a proxy condom.

  10. The ‘florida man’ news reports are about to get a lot more colorful.
    Wait until some dipshit loses his mind after not blowing his load for six months… 😀

  11. Florida Man learns about VPN’s.

    Florida Man continues to Jerk it, and somehow still awful person.

  12. Are there not a hundred similar sites or are they all banned?

  13. So wait watching porn itself is illegal in some places now? How are they gonna enforce that?

  14. In all seriousness, start investing in VPN companies’ stocks.

    They are about to be sky rocketing..

  15. This should help turn things around politically. Finally!

  16. ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr)

    Do you guys log in to porn sites?

  17. Dateline Wallstreet.

    January 1, 2025

    *Playboy Magazine’s stock soars as fappers look for legal alternatives for sinning*

  18. Florida man still has his wife/mother and his daughter/mistress.

  19. If only there was a way to not have that happen, like voting or something, damn too bad we don’t do that! 🤷 /s

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