Why just pornhub.com? There are a plethora of porn sites out there. Also, why now?
Hate when my VPN uses a Texas server.
If somebody opens up a tab before midnight tonight and never closes it, can they stay connected to the site?
Because of *checking notes* freedom
You get what you vote for
Further proof that florida is a hellhole. Freedom to have my dog freak out because Cletus wants to fire off some fireworks for new years, but I can’t watch porn.
So why did they decide watching pron was akin to a crime?
… jUsT lEt ThE sTaTeS dEcIdE fOr ThEmSeLvEs…
Does anyone understand what a frustrated Florida *Man* could do?
Because I can imagine an army of frustrated Flordia *Men* and it is quite scary.
Wait, you have to login to PornHub?
My vpn always pointed at miami too 🙁
*oversimplified voice* and you my friend should have NordVpn!
They’ve reached the “find out” step
No weed, porn, or abortions in Florida…because of Big Government MAGA Republicans
It’s already blocked in Florida
Source: i live in Florida
New meaning for the “stroke” of midnight?
VPN providers bout to make a buck
Tor browser is free and worked when I drove through Texas. VPN will work too if you want to spend money on a decent one. This law is only going to teach kids how to wear a proxy condom.
Yea, well…you get what you vote for.
The ‘florida man’ news reports are about to get a lot more colorful.
Wait until some dipshit loses his mind after not blowing his load for six months… 😀
Did Florida ban porn?
How will Matt Gaetz be motivated?
Five minutes to, better finish up Floridians!
No Nut Forever
Florida Man learns about VPN’s.
Florida Man continues to Jerk it, and somehow still awful person.
Are there not a hundred similar sites or are they all banned?
So wait watching porn itself is illegal in some places now? How are they gonna enforce that?
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As a Texan, welcome to the club.
Why just pornhub.com? There are a plethora of porn sites out there. Also, why now?
Hate when my VPN uses a Texas server.
If somebody opens up a tab before midnight tonight and never closes it, can they stay connected to the site?
Because of *checking notes* freedom
You get what you vote for
Further proof that florida is a hellhole. Freedom to have my dog freak out because Cletus wants to fire off some fireworks for new years, but I can’t watch porn.
So why did they decide watching pron was akin to a crime?
… jUsT lEt ThE sTaTeS dEcIdE fOr ThEmSeLvEs…
Does anyone understand what a frustrated Florida *Man* could do?
Because I can imagine an army of frustrated Flordia *Men* and it is quite scary.
Wait, you have to login to PornHub?
My vpn always pointed at miami too 🙁
*oversimplified voice* and you my friend should have NordVpn!
They’ve reached the “find out” step
No weed, porn, or abortions in Florida…because of Big Government MAGA Republicans
It’s already blocked in Florida
Source: i live in Florida
New meaning for the “stroke” of midnight?
VPN providers bout to make a buck
Tor browser is free and worked when I drove through Texas. VPN will work too if you want to spend money on a decent one. This law is only going to teach kids how to wear a proxy condom.
Yea, well…you get what you vote for.
The ‘florida man’ news reports are about to get a lot more colorful.
Wait until some dipshit loses his mind after not blowing his load for six months… 😀
Did Florida ban porn?
How will Matt Gaetz be motivated?
Five minutes to, better finish up Floridians!
No Nut Forever
Florida Man learns about VPN’s.
Florida Man continues to Jerk it, and somehow still awful person.
Are there not a hundred similar sites or are they all banned?
So wait watching porn itself is illegal in some places now? How are they gonna enforce that?
Can confirm from Tampa.
Just used a VPN thru Georgia, no issue.
https://preview.redd.it/oyznkcgwkbae1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=950a0f6018cb37d405902ac81260b3805f8bfdab
In all seriousness, start investing in VPN companies’ stocks.
They are about to be sky rocketing..
This should help turn things around politically. Finally!

Do you guys log in to porn sites?
Florida man can’t jack off, there will be blood.
Dateline Wallstreet.
January 1, 2025
*Playboy Magazine’s stock soars as fappers look for legal alternatives for sinning*
texas: “first time?”
Florida man still has his wife/mother and his daughter/mistress.
If only there was a way to not have that happen, like voting or something, damn too bad we don’t do that! 🤷 /s
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