Suddenly lowering prices is, “more complicated” than they thought.
Go figure.
Red meat too. Steak lovers for MAGA
MAGA Terrorist: “Lowering egg prices is ‘more complicated’ than you thought?!”
*blows themselves up*
There will never be another word spoken about inflation and high prices by MAGA. If they do actually come down it was foretold in the prophecies and proves Agolf Shitler is the messiah. If they go up Agolf Shitler isn’t responsible, it was ObaBidenArrisElosi’s fault and the Mexicans are strealing the eggs and using them to rape and kill people! That’s why they’re expensive!
Just like with religion, their god gets the credit when something goes right, something else gets the blame when something goes wrong.
With how bad they are guaranteed to bungle all things bird flu related, we will likely be seeing a steep price increase in eggs.
MAGAts will start talking about how price increases are good for egg farmers and how we’re all just supporting egg jobs.
The opposite happened at my local grocery store.. the price of eggs went up about 20% since I was there last.
Even if they wind up going up, the MAGAts will still cheer for their overlords and say “look at all the other good things they’re doing”.
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The LGBT are raising your grocery prices!
And the base will goebel it up.
Naw, they’re just misunderstood.
When trump said $1 eggs, he meant $1 PER egg.
I just don’t understand? Are they consuming so many eggs that it’s a financial burden if the prices don’t go down? Maybe I just don’t eat a lot of eggs.
perfect storm when trumps takes over this winter and the bird flu ramps up making eggs prices skyrocket.
Egg prices lower on day 1.
All the while saying, “This was all caused by problems by the previous administration. Vote for us next term so we can continue to fix this!”
They’ll find someone else to blame, probably a Democrat or minority
No, they’ll be explaining to us why its not realistic .
Vance, who? I’ve forgotten about that douchebag.
Nah, they will do some mental gymnastics as to why it’s better for us that prices are higher
thanks for the vote sucker!!
Who’s Vance?
With the amount of chickens being killed to stop the spread of this bird flu I can only imagine the price of eggs will drop any day now…because of the lowered number of available eggs. That’s how it works, right?
I guarantee you that somehow the price of eggs will be a deep state conspiracy to undermine the presidency perpetrated by the left through poultry farm purchases. That some how the ‘incompetent left’ is also capable of some sort of vast network of chicken ranching that can fluxuate the market on a whim just to make Trump look dishonest.
Who’s this “Vance” person?
Jokes on you! You can’t lower the price of eggs if there are no eggs…
They’re already over $4 a dozen at Aldi. Aldi ffs!
Things the zealots will never understand:
1. The government doesn’t control the price of groceries.
2. Bird flu is a major factor in the current rise in egg prices – and a potential health hazard to all of us. But MAGA zealots would rather see society crumble than allow the government to play a role in protecting people from real threats, like disease. Wasting money on fake threats, like refugees, is fine.
This one will succeed, because they aren’t actually following the prices.
Trump will take office, 3 weeks later he’ll declare success in righting the wrong — and the rest of us will see the price that they resumed in 2022-2023. Under Biden.
They all forgave everything that went wrong under Trump, blaming Biden even for things that started in 2019 and 2020.
Nah, they’ll say he lowered prices even after they go up. Helps them avoid the cognitive dissonance of their fantasies and reality.
This is how this is going to work. Price of eggs, milk, and gas will maybe go down for a little bit while other prices go up. That way MAGA can say “see he’s better”. Unless you only eat eggs and drink milk your life conditions will deteriorate but it will be like the exploding cyber trucks. They will still claim that this is better than the alternative.
lol I’m gonna keep buying the expensive free-range heirloom eggs. Sucks for them tho.
I thought ‘drill baby drill’ was gonna fix everything!
Eggs= kill and lock up the left.
I mean, he already said, after elected, that shit like that was hard to do, and he’s not even in office yet. Eggs will go up a few more times before the meme is relevant again.
Eggs are just going to keep going up.
Dumdums don’t know what avian flu is ….
##**Spoilers**: The things in this meme aren’t going to happen.
Why? Because they don’t actually give a fuck about egg prices, taxes, women, children, Jews, or anything else they claim to care about. The are only tools for them to use to sway moderates, and that’s all. And just like any other tool, this will get tossed aside and forgotten about while they work on their real project.
Their real project? What they really, truly want is to cause as much pain and suffering as possible. That’s their real project. They lie, cheat, and steal their way into getting that project finished. They will use women, children, and your poor little heartstrings in order to manipulate you into giving them power so that they can hurt others.
Ha! No. They will blame the Democrats instead. And it won’t matter one iota that the Dems have absolutely no power in any branch of government.
I don’t know about you guys but I sure am ready to be RAGING at 12:01pm on the 20th about why eggs aren’t back down to $1.99 a dozen yet.
Since when do MAGA zealots expect their dear leaders to actually govern or deliver on campaign promises?
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I dunno.
Suddenly lowering prices is, “more complicated” than they thought.
Go figure.
Red meat too. Steak lovers for MAGA
MAGA Terrorist: “Lowering egg prices is ‘more complicated’ than you thought?!”
*blows themselves up*
There will never be another word spoken about inflation and high prices by MAGA. If they do actually come down it was foretold in the prophecies and proves Agolf Shitler is the messiah. If they go up Agolf Shitler isn’t responsible, it was ObaBidenArrisElosi’s fault and the Mexicans are strealing the eggs and using them to rape and kill people! That’s why they’re expensive!
Just like with religion, their god gets the credit when something goes right, something else gets the blame when something goes wrong.
With how bad they are guaranteed to bungle all things bird flu related, we will likely be seeing a steep price increase in eggs.
MAGAts will start talking about how price increases are good for egg farmers and how we’re all just supporting egg jobs.
The opposite happened at my local grocery store.. the price of eggs went up about 20% since I was there last.
https://preview.redd.it/gt8an5noc3be1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bc49a74f386f226e13b1cddbb2d60a0ae649f1
Really looking forward to using these
I totally forgot about Vance
Even if they wind up going up, the MAGAts will still cheer for their overlords and say “look at all the other good things they’re doing”.
[removed]
The LGBT are raising your grocery prices!
And the base will goebel it up.
Naw, they’re just misunderstood.
When trump said $1 eggs, he meant $1 PER egg.
I just don’t understand? Are they consuming so many eggs that it’s a financial burden if the prices don’t go down? Maybe I just don’t eat a lot of eggs.
perfect storm when trumps takes over this winter and the bird flu ramps up making eggs prices skyrocket.
Egg prices lower on day 1.
All the while saying, “This was all caused by problems by the previous administration. Vote for us next term so we can continue to fix this!”
They’ll find someone else to blame, probably a Democrat or minority
No, they’ll be explaining to us why its not realistic .
Vance, who? I’ve forgotten about that douchebag.
Nah, they will do some mental gymnastics as to why it’s better for us that prices are higher
thanks for the vote sucker!!
Who’s Vance?
With the amount of chickens being killed to stop the spread of this bird flu I can only imagine the price of eggs will drop any day now…because of the lowered number of available eggs. That’s how it works, right?
I guarantee you that somehow the price of eggs will be a deep state conspiracy to undermine the presidency perpetrated by the left through poultry farm purchases. That some how the ‘incompetent left’ is also capable of some sort of vast network of chicken ranching that can fluxuate the market on a whim just to make Trump look dishonest.
Who’s this “Vance” person?
Jokes on you! You can’t lower the price of eggs if there are no eggs…
https://preview.redd.it/2dka6ctwk3be1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e32b5b6b47ce86bc3a0101a9fadda7c387c50a1
They’re already over $4 a dozen at Aldi. Aldi ffs!
Things the zealots will never understand:
1. The government doesn’t control the price of groceries.
2. Bird flu is a major factor in the current rise in egg prices – and a potential health hazard to all of us. But MAGA zealots would rather see society crumble than allow the government to play a role in protecting people from real threats, like disease. Wasting money on fake threats, like refugees, is fine.
This one will succeed, because they aren’t actually following the prices.
Trump will take office, 3 weeks later he’ll declare success in righting the wrong — and the rest of us will see the price that they resumed in 2022-2023. Under Biden.
They all forgave everything that went wrong under Trump, blaming Biden even for things that started in 2019 and 2020.
Nah, they’ll say he lowered prices even after they go up. Helps them avoid the cognitive dissonance of their fantasies and reality.
This is how this is going to work. Price of eggs, milk, and gas will maybe go down for a little bit while other prices go up. That way MAGA can say “see he’s better”. Unless you only eat eggs and drink milk your life conditions will deteriorate but it will be like the exploding cyber trucks. They will still claim that this is better than the alternative.
lol I’m gonna keep buying the expensive free-range heirloom eggs. Sucks for them tho.
I thought ‘drill baby drill’ was gonna fix everything!
Eggs= kill and lock up the left.
I mean, he already said, after elected, that shit like that was hard to do, and he’s not even in office yet. Eggs will go up a few more times before the meme is relevant again.
Eggs are just going to keep going up.
Dumdums don’t know what avian flu is ….
##**Spoilers**: The things in this meme aren’t going to happen.
Why? Because they don’t actually give a fuck about egg prices, taxes, women, children, Jews, or anything else they claim to care about. The are only tools for them to use to sway moderates, and that’s all. And just like any other tool, this will get tossed aside and forgotten about while they work on their real project.
Their real project? What they really, truly want is to cause as much pain and suffering as possible. That’s their real project. They lie, cheat, and steal their way into getting that project finished. They will use women, children, and your poor little heartstrings in order to manipulate you into giving them power so that they can hurt others.
Ha! No. They will blame the Democrats instead. And it won’t matter one iota that the Dems have absolutely no power in any branch of government.
I don’t know about you guys but I sure am ready to be RAGING at 12:01pm on the 20th about why eggs aren’t back down to $1.99 a dozen yet.
Since when do MAGA zealots expect their dear leaders to actually govern or deliver on campaign promises?
When does that $1 gas show up?
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