Pierre, care to explain?

by sofarsoblue

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  2. Anything better than an actual living french man

  5. What a cheeky sculptor prank does to a mf reputation.

    From courageous anti-empire journalist to fertility charm

  6. Might aswell set up a live stream of the grave at that point.

  7. Better than british MPs rubbing Chruchill’s feet in the Commons

  8. Him: Why does your pussy smell like old pennies?

    Her: Tehe… I don’t know

  17. Judging by his Wikipedia page, the guy got more action as a tomb stone than when he was alive.

    Bit off topic, but it’s very sad to have been shot by an entitled rich french brat at the age of only 21…

  18. That statue has seen more pussy than a Chinese restaurant.

  19. I’m gonna paint myself green and lie down in public!

  21. Imagine if the mf had faked his death and now he’s watching all this happen

  24. average French person experiences first contact with Women^TM after death:

  25. Rubbing on the face and crotch of a living man increases fertility even more.

  26. Even sculptures in France have a pleasant sexual life…

  29. It gets better lol

    >In 2004 a fence was erected around the statue of Noir, to deter superstitious people from touching the statue. However, due to supposed protests from the “female population of Paris”, in fact led by French TV anchor Péri Cochin, it was torn down again.

  30. Anyone know where I can buy some oxidised copper paint?

  32. ![gif](giphy|JVGLHEuzbVviw)

    Time to dress up like one of those fake statues

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