I once dated a girl from Wisconsin. She could drink me under the table.
Sometimes when I was younger I used to drink until I passed out. I probably still drink too much though, just a little but very often. Nowadays I go by a simple rule: pace yourself, don’t piss yourself.
Areas that were settled primarily by German immigrants.
30% more ethanol by volume in their consumption, apparently
Ok, you guys are on. Fly me over to Scotland and get my ass drunk – if you can. I prefer islays for my scotch, but I’m not picky. I’ll bring a case of New Glarus and cheese curds.
Wisconsinite here.
We spent a couple weeks in the Highlands last August and my mates and I were (all) buying a few bottles at this great liquor store. She rings out a couple of us and as I was paying for my haul, she says, “you lads don’t sound local, are you from Wisconsin?”
It’s nothing to be proud of.
I’m fascinated to know the difference between binge drinking and binge drinking heavily.
I love Scotland. If I were a wealthy man I’d move to your beautiful country in a heartbeat. But as a man from Wisconsin I feel I should warn you, going against Wisconsin when it comes to drinking would not end well for you.
It weirdly overlaps with polish diaspora
Good drinking game with Yanks: after a few, give them a piece of blank A4 and a pen and get them to draw a map of the world.
No, hunny, you can’t. The Tavern League spends so much money to keep Wisconsin as drunk as possible. There was just a man on the news who only just got jail time for his 8th DUI. On average, it takes Wisconsinites something like 17 DUIs before your driver’s license gets revoked.
Wisconsin accounts for more than HALF of global Korbel consumption every year. (We do love our brandy old fashioneds) I know British people drink a lot, but you ain’t got nothing on the Sconnies. Not a flex, by the way, it’s a massive, massive problem. Don’t be sad that your alcoholism can’t hang with Wisconsin.
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I once dated a girl from Wisconsin. She could drink me under the table.
Sometimes when I was younger I used to drink until I passed out. I probably still drink too much though, just a little but very often. Nowadays I go by a simple rule: pace yourself, don’t piss yourself.
Areas that were settled primarily by German immigrants.
30% more ethanol by volume in their consumption, apparently
Ok, you guys are on. Fly me over to Scotland and get my ass drunk – if you can. I prefer islays for my scotch, but I’m not picky. I’ll bring a case of New Glarus and cheese curds.
Wisconsinite here.
We spent a couple weeks in the Highlands last August and my mates and I were (all) buying a few bottles at this great liquor store. She rings out a couple of us and as I was paying for my haul, she says, “you lads don’t sound local, are you from Wisconsin?”
It’s nothing to be proud of.
I’m fascinated to know the difference between binge drinking and binge drinking heavily.
I love Scotland. If I were a wealthy man I’d move to your beautiful country in a heartbeat. But as a man from Wisconsin I feel I should warn you, going against Wisconsin when it comes to drinking would not end well for you.
It weirdly overlaps with polish diaspora
Good drinking game with Yanks: after a few, give them a piece of blank A4 and a pen and get them to draw a map of the world.
No, hunny, you can’t. The Tavern League spends so much money to keep Wisconsin as drunk as possible. There was just a man on the news who only just got jail time for his 8th DUI. On average, it takes Wisconsinites something like 17 DUIs before your driver’s license gets revoked.
Wisconsin accounts for more than HALF of global Korbel consumption every year. (We do love our brandy old fashioneds) I know British people drink a lot, but you ain’t got nothing on the Sconnies. Not a flex, by the way, it’s a massive, massive problem. Don’t be sad that your alcoholism can’t hang with Wisconsin.
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