Zelenskyy calls Putin ”deaf, bare-a**ed, mammoth and Voldemort” in latest interview

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1. Voldemort😂😂😂 can’t unsee it now

2. Not enough insults thrown, he’s too kind to Putin.

3. I hope “Voldemort” sticks. 🤭

4. Baldemort

5. surely it should be Vlademort

6. More like a Dobby.

7. I can’t stand Lex.

8. Eh, i would have gone with balding dwarf

9. Lord Vodkamort 🐍 🥔

10. Voldemort??? xD*

    I wonder how many kids Putin has killed, and sexually exploited

11. * “deaf”, “bare-a**ed”, “mammoth” and “Voldemort”.

    Would be way funnier if it was actually a single quote, but alas, it isn’t.

12. Is “mammoth” like calling a big guy “tiny”, only here he’s calling a puny man a big guy? I think I get the other ones, maybe with the exception of bare-a**ed.

13. Should just do a full roast already…..

14. Tiny penis is all you need to say

15. spicy insults to a monster

16. The header made me chuckle. Zelenskyy could have picked more blunt words and no one would raise an eyebrow except maybe Putin.

17. No! Bad Zelensky.. Peter Dutton is the real Voldemort

18. Too kind

19. Musk is also a a-hole.

20. As much as I agree with Zelenskyy’s assessment of Putin (that you must be in a position of strength because that troglodyte won’t listen otherwise), I am… less than charmed at him pulling up Musk as a counter-point.
    I think I *get* why he does it – with Musk set as next Potus in all but name – but seeing how Musk has recently championed some absolute and unmitigated sycophants of Putin, I do not think it’s a great move to cozy up to him more than he absolutely must; Musk is kind of the Midas of poop.

21. Well… that’s about all he can do, really.

    Putin should be in chains, just like so many other powerful leaders that have conducted illegal wars and slaughter. But the chances of that happening are slim to none.

22. Zelensky stronk.

23. Did Lex expect Zelensky to really come up with a “peace plan” that would involve Ukraine giving up everything? Good thing Zelensky did not have any of that bullshit that Lex tried to force onto him.

24. Google Australia’s dickhead opposition leader Dutton for a genuinely scary Voldemort.

25. I thought Russia had a chance of turning its history around with the dissolution of the USSR but despots are never far from their leadership.

26. My man

27. He still has a nose though… for now.

28. And he is 100% correct

29. Closeted Gay Duma House Elf.

30. And like voldi he fucked up by underestimating his enemy.

31. I always suspected Putin killed unicorns and sucked on their silver blood.

32. Evil Dobby

33. Voldemort is gonna pissed

34. Lol… Voldemort Putin..!!

35. I feel like this guy is way over stretched.
    Hes been seemingly making alot of these type of statements. (Like over the past few days)
    Not saying they arent deserved…
    Simply its a little far from the usual statements ive seen over the past few years.
    Seems more emotional, then the more seemingly calculated words hes used.

36. Probably sounds better in his native langue

37. Don’t forget “The Underpants Poisoner”

38. Just to clarify – by calling him mammoth he most likely meant old and delusional (refusing to move on with current times), not big.

39. SLAVA UKRAINI

    AVADA KEDAVRA

40. 10 points to Gryffinskyy for creative insults.

41. How in the world one could say that Putin loves Russian people?!

    “What happened to Kursk?”
    “It sank.”

42. Lol at the photo used for Putin.

43. But Voldemort probably killed far fewer people than Putin

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