Breakfast at my local cafe this morning, across the water in Scotland … sorted me out after the weekend

16 comments

1. Is that just a piece of bread?

2. Beans! Not a real fry. Black pudding looks legit. But just 1 sausage and rasher? I hope it only cost a fiver

3. The beans can fuck off. At least they’ve been served separately. Rest of it looks the business, though.

4. Nomnomnom

5. more pointless green shit, stop with the pretense, I’m ordering a fry, I’m not interested in pretending any of it is healthy

6. Why what happened at the weekend?

7. That amount of beans is great for a bita moisture.

8. Where is that? Braes in Dundee used to do a hell of an all day breakfast.

9. That looks mint

10. Hungry now. 😛

11. Is that Lorne sausage or just a paler black pudding?

12. One sausage?

    What are you supposed to do with one sausage? That’s why God gave us two hands!

13. Portion sizes are fukin massive

14. Sir, there seems to be a bit of green on that fry…

    Otherwise 

15. This cannae be laddie. Where’s the lorne sausage ?

16. Very clockwise Orange
    . Egg is dissolving! Most looks fare.

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