War does seem inevitable. I’m usually a vociferous opponent of Trump but it’s hard to argue against an escalation. The Danes will likely give up as their army is composed entirely of femboys but if they do put a fight Copenhagen will be turned to rubble. Hopefully there aren’t too many casualties on the American side, not too bothered about what happens to the Danes it’s a pariah state at this point.
What, the EV-Tesla-loving Lars didn’t come to help the viking brothers?
That’s right, we’ll side with the savages only to trick them 😎
Elon owns Tesla, a car company. It was over for him the moment he started shit.
Portugal sends the finest warm clothing made from our woman’s back hair
Canada will send volunteer moose riders too. We ended our vicious war with Danes and need more friends. (No such thing as too many)
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Greenland, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be!
Can’t wait to hear a passionate speech about feasting in Valhalla just before a push from the trenches of Nuuk.
Hope they executed Elon War Crime style 🙏
Done Italy dirty there. True though.
I like how Denmark isn’t even shown as providing troops lol
Finally the UK is neutral
So we Are winning again? It’s so cool to be always on the winning side.
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Thanks to u/defnotIW42 for the image.
War does seem inevitable. I’m usually a vociferous opponent of Trump but it’s hard to argue against an escalation. The Danes will likely give up as their army is composed entirely of femboys but if they do put a fight Copenhagen will be turned to rubble. Hopefully there aren’t too many casualties on the American side, not too bothered about what happens to the Danes it’s a pariah state at this point.
What, the EV-Tesla-loving Lars didn’t come to help the viking brothers?
That’s right, we’ll side with the savages only to trick them 😎
Elon owns Tesla, a car company. It was over for him the moment he started shit.
https://preview.redd.it/5l8intd2mnbe1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f67346b2d00dda3c04b1aa877b98a7af75e1348
Musk’s contribution
https://preview.redd.it/rd8jg58fonbe1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e325eb6e574778fd0594e736e90280c8f2899c
I love that Italy has a change of heart at the end lol
Luigi always ends up on the winning team 🍝🫡
Where‘s Barry?
Nothing says freedom like an obese person on tactical mobility scooter with mini guns.
https://preview.redd.it/m0pwpz6cxnbe1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=271db71484dfc17733f11bd6563850acee14831f
Portugal sends the finest warm clothing made from our woman’s back hair
Canada will send volunteer moose riders too. We ended our vicious war with Danes and need more friends. (No such thing as too many)
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Greenland, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be!
Can’t wait to hear a passionate speech about feasting in Valhalla just before a push from the trenches of Nuuk.
Hope they executed Elon War Crime style 🙏
Done Italy dirty there. True though.
I like how Denmark isn’t even shown as providing troops lol
Finally the UK is neutral
So we Are winning again? It’s so cool to be always on the winning side.
Cringe but yeah lol
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TIL Greenland is not in the EU.
Mare nostrum, ice nostrum
Schengen will answer
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