You are a legionnaire just deployed to Petibonum, you feel plucky and ready to conquer the whole world for the glory of Rome. Your centurion seems lazy and disenfranchised, discipline seems to be extremely lax in the camp and nobody seems to be giving the proverbial *cacas*.
In a rare display of military discipline, your *optio* sends you and other four proud legionnaries to patrol the forest. They all seem terrified of *something*, so you offer to lead the expedition. The *optio* sighs, and you can see other legionnaries snicker. “He is the new guy”, you hear them whisper.
You bravely enter the forest leading your other comrades, they seem extremely nervous and twitchy. The forest is blissfully quiet and serene, a rare display of bucolic peace. You are about to call it a day when you hear a boar squealing and fleeing deperately, and suddenly this guy blocks your way.
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You haven’t reached this form in over 2000 years. The closest you came was this:
https://preview.redd.it/a7jx2ml8pqbe1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2afbd287f00fd7471f775db0c048ec17188448ae
Noir Mythe: Astrix
I remembered Depardieu a bit different
He’s not fat. His chest just slipped a bit.
Celtic W
Where can i buy this figure? i want it.
Elden ring vibes
Obelisk was my childhood hero, I wanted to be like him. I managed to get this belly but I’m still not as strong 🙁
Steroiderix
Si si Baroni
Just like the pasta people aren’t roman anymore. You can’t adopt the Gauls by Toutatis
Ok, you get a free pass for this one
Im currently experiencing gender-envy and im a man
When you find curfew pass A38:
Laughs in Lusitans
Oh, you Gauls survived for a century? Weak, try 2 eheheheh
Vrai gigallard, extrêmement basé
https://preview.redd.it/rdbkxgrzarbe1.jpeg?width=2204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f574cd5485d0a8e767791adb0a84686e5989ba40
French peak athletic form
The chaddest
One of the best things ever to come out of France.
Is this a printable mini? asking for a friend
Not a chance
https://preview.redd.it/uua83ylfxrbe1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=367a53e0851ff687860eb2c269877f1016f82f93
It’s a 3d model, I’ve just found it, I will print it when I have the time
https://cults3d.com/fr/mod%C3%A8le-3d/art/obelix-3d-print
(Can also be found for free but I’m not sure I can share that here)
OBELUS PAR TOUTATIS
I was planning on buying that STL. Now I see I see it here I feel like I’m obligated to pirate it
[La sauce](https://www.instagram.com/henry_naas/p/DCmCisdu8CV/?img_index=1)
[La serviette](https://x.com/gerardozaffino/status/1798387878642549149)
Do you read it as “jiga sza”?
You are a legionnaire just deployed to Petibonum, you feel plucky and ready to conquer the whole world for the glory of Rome. Your centurion seems lazy and disenfranchised, discipline seems to be extremely lax in the camp and nobody seems to be giving the proverbial *cacas*.
In a rare display of military discipline, your *optio* sends you and other four proud legionnaries to patrol the forest. They all seem terrified of *something*, so you offer to lead the expedition. The *optio* sighs, and you can see other legionnaries snicker. “He is the new guy”, you hear them whisper.
You bravely enter the forest leading your other comrades, they seem extremely nervous and twitchy. The forest is blissfully quiet and serene, a rare display of bucolic peace. You are about to call it a day when you hear a boar squealing and fleeing deperately, and suddenly this guy blocks your way.
*Alea iacta est*.
Hell yeah
Bro is built like a portuguese woman 😍
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