I don’t know man, I would sell Madeira for a couple millions!
I’ll cheer for any 3 lion wearing nation, up the danes
From [POLITICO.eu](http://POLITICO.eu) Orange Mussolini has been quoted saying:
“We need Greenland for national security purposes,” he said thursday “People really don’t even know if Denmark has any legal right to it, but if they do they should give it up because we need it for national security.”
How fucking entitled can you be??
This reminds me of the case of the Maine cruise ship, in the port of Havana. Or when they wanted to buy Florida, but never paid.
History repeats.
Whi would have thought a few days ago that WW3 will start with the Americunts attacking Denmark?
How to send Europe in the arms of China, 101
just deny them Ozempic
beriatric scooters gonna get stuck in the tundra
“By the power of Article 5, I summon thee NATO!”
Trump will forget about this the moment a new news cycle starts. Until a new ‘boring week’ start, then he’ll bring it up and everyone talks about it. This obsessive crap will go on until he dies
Musk is going to buy Greenland for himself. (Muskowya)
Stand tall kings.
We’re just gonna pull ozempic from the us market, then they’ll all be to fat to fight anyway
#europeanfederalarmyspeedrun
Well, thank you USA I guess…
Avengers! Assemble!
I have a really good suggestion for mr Trump to invade Easter island where these weird statues are. Just in case if there is no such thing in Greenland.
Because statues are fun, right?
Have we got any actual Greenlanders in the sub? How do you guys feel about the whole fiasco?
Where are Finnish snipers? Can they help from afar?
Greenland*
Dont worry Sweden will stand with you, you might be annoying but your our annoying Denmark. And no one else can bully you but us.
We are sending special kind of movies with some beer to several US military leaders. They will be out for few days. Do your stuff! It’s on the house this time!
Europe is like the Greek city-states of antiquity: we spend our time fighting each other, but let the barbarian hordes try to use our divisions to invade and we’ll line up to defeat them at Marathon and Thermopylæ.
We hebben een serieus probleem
We’re with you (for now)
We got some dogs, iirc…
Hey dont touch my little brother
Trump……Couldn’t knock a wank out in a brothel
Denmark invades England, England creates USA, USA invades Denmark…
Testing 123
I’d like to believe Canada would scramble our jets and missiles over this. The USA would almost certainly have to cross Canadian waters for the attack.
We don’t think he’s joking anymore and it’s quite worrisome.
Post-war American history has been defined by cycles of extreme overconfidence and bluster followed by humiliating Ls. I’d expect this one to shake out the same.
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Thank you we will send both of our 16 pounder cannons and an online form that needs to be filled, to defend the north.
I want Trump to actually try to invade Greenland just so we can see the USA getting defeated by the first world countries
Please root for us too!
Us all 2WE4U moving North
Ask the Finns for support. They know how to deal with snow wars.
Are you not gonna help us?
Jokes aside. We have nothing left to even fight, we sent most of our shit to Ukraine lol.
I really hope ‘murica gets a fat loss out of it.
the US is like a cloud – when it disappears, it’s a beautiful day
Denmark’s cause is our cause o7
https://preview.redd.it/lgqbzq20rrbe1.png?width=444&format=png&auto=webp&s=d70b55fbbb7ef342a0f33696e8e861060300488a
I don’t know man, I would sell Madeira for a couple millions!
I’ll cheer for any 3 lion wearing nation, up the danes
From [POLITICO.eu](http://POLITICO.eu) Orange Mussolini has been quoted saying:
“We need Greenland for national security purposes,” he said thursday “People really don’t even know if Denmark has any legal right to it, but if they do they should give it up because we need it for national security.”
How fucking entitled can you be??
This reminds me of the case of the Maine cruise ship, in the port of Havana. Or when they wanted to buy Florida, but never paid.
History repeats.
https://preview.redd.it/asxk8cnntrbe1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a801027e11a901e9d062b9c0e4403add3954f63
We are with you little friends.
Whi would have thought a few days ago that WW3 will start with the Americunts attacking Denmark?
How to send Europe in the arms of China, 101
just deny them Ozempic
beriatric scooters gonna get stuck in the tundra
“By the power of Article 5, I summon thee NATO!”
Trump will forget about this the moment a new news cycle starts. Until a new ‘boring week’ start, then he’ll bring it up and everyone talks about it. This obsessive crap will go on until he dies
https://preview.redd.it/r4in0lr7yrbe1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=215de36522a07996bff454d8780f7748f8795fd3
Orange man doesn’t stand a f***ing chance.
Tak!
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Musk is going to buy Greenland for himself. (Muskowya)
Stand tall kings.
We’re just gonna pull ozempic from the us market, then they’ll all be to fat to fight anyway
#europeanfederalarmyspeedrun
Well, thank you USA I guess…
Avengers! Assemble!
I have a really good suggestion for mr Trump to invade Easter island where these weird statues are. Just in case if there is no such thing in Greenland.
Because statues are fun, right?
Have we got any actual Greenlanders in the sub? How do you guys feel about the whole fiasco?
Where are Finnish snipers? Can they help from afar?
Greenland*
Dont worry Sweden will stand with you, you might be annoying but your our annoying Denmark. And no one else can bully you but us.
We are sending special kind of movies with some beer to several US military leaders. They will be out for few days. Do your stuff! It’s on the house this time!
Europe is like the Greek city-states of antiquity: we spend our time fighting each other, but let the barbarian hordes try to use our divisions to invade and we’ll line up to defeat them at Marathon and Thermopylæ.
We hebben een serieus probleem
We’re with you (for now)
We got some dogs, iirc…
Hey dont touch my little brother
Trump……Couldn’t knock a wank out in a brothel
Denmark invades England, England creates USA, USA invades Denmark…
Testing 123
I’d like to believe Canada would scramble our jets and missiles over this. The USA would almost certainly have to cross Canadian waters for the attack.
We don’t think he’s joking anymore and it’s quite worrisome.
Post-war American history has been defined by cycles of extreme overconfidence and bluster followed by humiliating Ls. I’d expect this one to shake out the same.
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