Next time, buy European

by N00L99999

32 comments
  1. Time to switch out ozempic preparatives with glucose fructose syrup.

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  2. Eurofighter, Gripen or Rafale the holy trinity to fight the savages

  3. At the same time american nukes stored in the EU are being moved to for the US unknown location. Sorry mr trump, we have no clue who stole them.

  4. That would be quite funny…. Because at the same exact moment almost all orders for the F35 would be stopped…..

  5. Could buy a few of our upcoming Tempest fighters. We won’t switch them off.

  6. You stop making crappy fighter jets and we will think about it.

  7. Oh yeah let’s buy the *checks number* 0 European stealth fighter jets :/

    (btw F35 is a joint project)

  8. Danes and norwegians buying planes from daddy USA was always a massive L.

  9. As someone said in another post, the EW system of the F35 is made in Europe by BAE Systems. If shit happens Barry could help us…

  10. The yanks couldn’t beat Vietnam, never mind us autists.

  11. Based Pierre. However, we still lack a euro 5 gen stealth fighter. Both Rafale and Eurofighter are 4 gen.

  12. We will pile-drive them into the biggest US Boat we can find

  13. Question honest . Do you think that would happen? Canada, Panama and Gronelândia? Would people really follow a second Putin?

  14. “Haha stupid french, they still don’t have a 5th gen fighter thanks to their policy of only relying in themselves”

    We said with our bricked f35s

  15. “Do not turn off your F35 during the update process.”

  16. I can’t imagine Greenland is worth destroying the their arms export business for.

  17. Man, if only there were a friendly nation in need with years of experience cracking American firmware…

  18. then let’s talk to the French, they have their own planes 🙂

  19. You can’t buy an EU 5th gen, since there isn’t one

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