Trump’s so quotable

Posted by Pumuckl4Life

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  1. When the norse, put down the axes, they pull out the cruellest weapon in their arsenal, poetry.

  2. Wankers – Maybe they’ll slip and sever some critical spinal tissue

  3. If I were Kirk, I would try and do something about that face.

  4. It would have been awesome if they were arrested for possession of cocaine

  5. Sending DJTJ to Greenland in January is hilarious for several reasons.

  6. That’s Greenland, folks. Just ice and rock mixed with bone chilling wind and sea.

  7. That guy in the right appears to have stolen a child’s face and stretched the skin across his own.

  8. I’m confused why they were allowed in the country after threatening it?

  9. There you go, the collective IQ of a used Tanning Bed.

  10. “Fuck. You guys! Who left the idiot pen open again!!??”

  11. Donnie did this shit on purpose. He sent Jrs stupid ass to Greenland and he and Ivanka are laughing their asses off.

  12. Aw, that’s so cute. The nazi’s have team jackets. The robes hoods are so passé.

  13. “Greenland! Oh, Florida! That would be great!

    Wait! Not Florida, which is already a part of the United States? Sorry, we can’t read or write, let alone understand maps! But where the hell is our cocaine? And, could you please turn down the air conditioning?

  14. If trump had gone with them she could have completed the quote. Though I’m sure Don Jr. has done some raping as well. He’s too creepy not to have.

  15. They look so cold that I’m sure they aren’t at all even capable of vibing their usual small dick energy.

  16. That smile when you know you have to pay people to go on vacation and take pictures with you.

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