Russian propagandist, Crimean Bridge film director Keosayan in coma after suffering clinical death

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  1. Saw this also in Kyiv post with some additional details.

    >Currently, social media is abuzz with rumors of Ukrainian military intelligence (HUR) involvement in Keosayan’s sudden illness. Pro-Russian blogger Anatoly Shariy claims Keosayan was “poisoned by HUR operatives on Zelensky’s personal orders.”

    >Shariy alleges the poisoning occurred yesterday at a Moscow restaurant where Tigran and Margarita dined.

    >“Keosayan began to feel unwell while still at the restaurant — severe diarrhea started, and he literally couldn’t leave the bathroom until paramedics arrived. I have photos of the bathroom he was in. I’m unsure whether to publish them, but it was chaos — stains not only on the walls but even on the ceiling,” Shariy said.

    >According to him, standard treatments were ineffective, and Keosayan’s condition continues to deteriorate.

    >“During the night, a sphincter rupture occurred, and against the backdrop of a body weakened by a toxic substance, clinical death followed. His chances of survival are minimal,” Shariy said.

    >He also claims his sources in HUR revealed the toxin was specially developed to eliminate those Kyiv considers propagandists, suggesting Margarita Simonyan may have been the intended target instead of her husband.

  2. Maybe he had too much tea or bought new underwear

  3. I have been keeping him in my prayers… And looks like my prayers are being answered.

  4. Shat himself into a coma. A medieval end to a medieval mind.

  5. Can imagine her getting rid of him this way to blame Ukraine…. Anyway each one torturing and assaulting Ukranians deserves a sphincter explosion

  6. So bad diarrea that it was stains in the ceiling. Lmao

  7. Simonyan next. Couldn’t have happened to a nastier man, other than Putin, Kadyrov, Dugin, Lavrov, etc.

  8. The propagandist noted that her husband has had a very sick heart for a long time.

    Well, that’s something they both have in common….

  9. Can’t wait for the day when Simonyanava shits herself into a coma as well. Every time that vile hag opens her mouth, only poison and lies come out.

  10. i heard from a friend he shit himself to the ceiling, then his anus ripped.

    They had to put him in a coma because he couldn’t stop shitting.

  11. “As many people know, he has had a very sick heart for a long time,” Simonyan said.

  12. I’m not seeing reliable reports of Ukraine’s involvement. His propagandist wife has mentioned him having weak heart when she posted about his coma. Also reports are that he has been in coma for 10+ days now.

    She is also usually quite active in her Telegram channel. But since 23rd December she made only one post, yesterday about her husband.

  13. We hope its a coma of many decades of pissing himself

  14. KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ms herself says he had a bad heart.

    I bet ms was ordered to do the deed by her fuhrer to prove her loyalty. not to mention, she can now play the field of much younger n korea males that are coming into moscovia.

  15. Hopefully, millions more russians suffer from the dreaded ruptured sphincter

  16. Well Margarita has not aged well. It’s almost like a black soulless heart slowly turns you into a something that looks like it should be guarding a bridge.

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