The year is 2025AD and all Greenland is occupied. Only one small village of indomitable Greenlanders still holds out against the invaders…
Atrix and Obelix have had more cultural impact than the entire USA
Gauls? Here? I hope not.
Ils sont fous ces ricains
Place one million / millions of Europeans with guns on Greenland.
Are their military gonna slaughter them?
Gonna see me some undertow.
« Nous sommes en 2025 après Jésus-Christ. Toute l’Europe est attaquée par les Américains… Toute ? Non ! Car un coalition internationale peuplée d’irréductibles Européens résiste encore et toujours à l’envahisseur. Et la vie n’est pas facile pour les garnisons de légionnaires Américains des camps retranchés de Trumparium, Muskémium, Assholérium et AllezVousfaireFoutreBandedeConnardsérium… »
New episode: Astérix et les Normands en Amérique (Astérix and the [name used in Astérix for the nordics] in America).
The nordics are trying hard to kick off the Americans out of Greenland. Even with them not knowing about fear except that one time Astérix made them listen to Assurancetourix’s music, they couldn’t beat the Americans because of them being too stupid to be afraid and go.
So they will return in Gaule and seek Astérix and Obelix’s help. Astérix and Obelix will go in Greenland to help and also take Assurancetourix there, telling him they are taking him to “a brand new public “, but they were actually got orders from their leader to abandon him there because he became too annoying.
So they are now in occupied territories, and this horrible “singer” start playing to the Americans, everyone put vegetables in their ears but “Par Toutatis!” The Americans love it. That’s not a joke, they are so stupid to recognize good music that they think Assurancetourix’s is a maestro. Pretty understandable I guess.
But an unexpected chance come. They are so happy that they start bringing fentanyl and druging themselves. So they are high and Astérix and Obelix just have to punch their motherfuckers out of them and bring back them home. They also could let them fridge but they wanted to take bisons for dinner so…
And they went back home, bringing the bisons and Assurancetourix because he’s actually useful even if he is annoying, and they had a very big dinner. The end
The year is 2025 A.D. Europe is entirely occupied by the ‘muricans. Well not entirely! One country of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.
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These Americans are crazy!
We will win!
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Luigi when he sees these mfs
Die spinnen die Amis
Obelix could probably eat all of america ngl
The year is 2025AD and all Greenland is occupied. Only one small village of indomitable Greenlanders still holds out against the invaders…
Atrix and Obelix have had more cultural impact than the entire USA
Gauls? Here? I hope not.
Ils sont fous ces ricains
Place one million / millions of Europeans with guns on Greenland.
Are their military gonna slaughter them?
Gonna see me some undertow.
« Nous sommes en 2025 après Jésus-Christ. Toute l’Europe est attaquée par les Américains… Toute ? Non ! Car un coalition internationale peuplée d’irréductibles Européens résiste encore et toujours à l’envahisseur. Et la vie n’est pas facile pour les garnisons de légionnaires Américains des camps retranchés de Trumparium, Muskémium, Assholérium et AllezVousfaireFoutreBandedeConnardsérium… »
New episode: Astérix et les Normands en Amérique (Astérix and the [name used in Astérix for the nordics] in America).
The nordics are trying hard to kick off the Americans out of Greenland. Even with them not knowing about fear except that one time Astérix made them listen to Assurancetourix’s music, they couldn’t beat the Americans because of them being too stupid to be afraid and go.
So they will return in Gaule and seek Astérix and Obelix’s help. Astérix and Obelix will go in Greenland to help and also take Assurancetourix there, telling him they are taking him to “a brand new public “, but they were actually got orders from their leader to abandon him there because he became too annoying.
So they are now in occupied territories, and this horrible “singer” start playing to the Americans, everyone put vegetables in their ears but “Par Toutatis!” The Americans love it. That’s not a joke, they are so stupid to recognize good music that they think Assurancetourix’s is a maestro. Pretty understandable I guess.
But an unexpected chance come. They are so happy that they start bringing fentanyl and druging themselves. So they are high and Astérix and Obelix just have to punch their motherfuckers out of them and bring back them home. They also could let them fridge but they wanted to take bisons for dinner so…
And they went back home, bringing the bisons and Assurancetourix because he’s actually useful even if he is annoying, and they had a very big dinner. The end
The year is 2025 A.D. Europe is entirely occupied by the ‘muricans. Well not entirely! One country of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders.
https://preview.redd.it/cjala85zggce1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ce572e525d4983e87b35984922793a7e4d0487d
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