Ukrainians capture Italian pizza chef recruited by Moscow

31 comments

1. Putin’s perk for the starving North Korean army.

2. Was he fighting or teaching the Russians how to make good pizza?

3. That’s a hell of a headline

4. Fighting for Mordor? What a mistake-a to make-a!

5. Man I was hoping for once Chef Rubio made his triumphal comeback!

6. Itsa good job 🤌

7. AHAHAHAHA

8. I… what?

9. the pasta gun from the meme did not work

10. A lot of Italians are in love with Putin and think Italy is on the wrong side, so this isn’t surprising to me.

11. Mama Mia!

12. Big Sausage Pizza for North Korean Fappers.

13. brand new sentence or not the onion?

14. Is that you Wario?

15. You’ve mamma’d your last mia

16. I heard his lost all his fingers, so he couldn’t speak anymore.

17. Questa cosa degenererà in prese per il culo anche razziste. Io cancellerei il post prima di subito, poi fai te, onestamente non penso che ce lo meritiamo.

18. He volunteered to fight apparently. A fact which unfortunately takes away from the hilarity of the title.

19. My pizza never hurt nobody!

20. Mario?

21. Couldn’t make it up

22. No more Pizza on the battlefield. Russia is doomed.

23. Corrupted Mario.

24. Pick your favorite excuse:

    “I was on training exercise”

    “I was coerced”

    “My pizza was laced with krokodil”

    “ruzzia stronk 💪”

25. Ah yes, Italians supporting Russians, where have we seen that before.

26. Say hello to your new friends. LOL

27. r/nottheonion

28. Well, I guess a heartfelt „vaffanculo“ is appropriate here.

29. Don’t trust the Pizzas!

30. Mamma mia!

31. I bet the interrogation will include some pineapple on pizza …

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