You know you’ve made it out of the Balkans to Italy/Greece when you see this guy by red_lightz_ Tags:2 Western Europe 4u2WesternEurope4uEurope 20 comments Yes but he’s from eastern Germany Hot ngl Still quicker to take a coffee than to let the sun explore the depths of mankind  Would not… Would rather have to touch a girl nude than that… I thought buttholes were supposed to be white. Did I waste my money? And I can’t even fix it because there’s no fucking sun here. Ah yes, how to get ass cancer. Absolutely true OP. Greece is full of assholes today is such a weird day on reddit holy shit Where the sun don’t… nevermind. Question is: does he relax the sphincter to tan part of his colon, or does he halfass this and only cares for his outter rim? Pretty sure the very sensitive skin of our rectum isn’t naturally exposed to the sun for a reason. Some people bleach their assholes, others tan it. Such is the diversity of human existance. What!? How… Why… Who… WHAT! Someone tell me this is some Onion skit… Please. >asshole is brown, bleaches it >asshole is pale, points ut at the sun to make it brown Melanoma of the anus. That’s a thing a northerner would do. I have seen German women craving to get some sun in Germany, they instantly get topless when it says 20°C. Oooh that’s how you get a sunburn in the place where it hurts the most. Italy still has a piece of land in the Balkans Istria is in the Balkans and Italy still has a small portion of It. Italy is a Balkan country and you never left. “See More” : no, no I do not want to see more, thank you. This is probably unironically good for you – as long as you don’t let it burn your sausage and pudding. Comments are closed.
I thought buttholes were supposed to be white. Did I waste my money? And I can’t even fix it because there’s no fucking sun here.
Question is: does he relax the sphincter to tan part of his colon, or does he halfass this and only cares for his outter rim?
That’s a thing a northerner would do. I have seen German women craving to get some sun in Germany, they instantly get topless when it says 20°C.
Italy still has a piece of land in the Balkans Istria is in the Balkans and Italy still has a small portion of It. Italy is a Balkan country and you never left.
This is probably unironically good for you – as long as you don’t let it burn your sausage and pudding.
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Yes but he’s from eastern Germany
Hot ngl
Still quicker to take a coffee than to let the sun explore the depths of mankind
Would not… Would rather have to touch a girl nude than that…
I thought buttholes were supposed to be white. Did I waste my money? And I can’t even fix it because there’s no fucking sun here.
Ah yes, how to get ass cancer.
Absolutely true OP. Greece is full of assholes
today is such a weird day on reddit holy shit
Where the sun don’t… nevermind.
Question is: does he relax the sphincter to tan part of his colon, or does he halfass this and only cares for his outter rim?
Pretty sure the very sensitive skin of our rectum isn’t naturally exposed to the sun for a reason.
Some people bleach their assholes, others tan it. Such is the diversity of human existance.
What!? How… Why… Who… WHAT!
Someone tell me this is some Onion skit… Please.
>asshole is brown, bleaches it
>asshole is pale, points ut at the sun to make it brown
Melanoma of the anus.
That’s a thing a northerner would do. I have seen German women craving to get some sun in Germany, they instantly get topless when it says 20°C.
Oooh that’s how you get a sunburn in the place where it hurts the most.
Italy still has a piece of land in the Balkans Istria is in the Balkans and Italy still has a small portion of It.
Italy is a Balkan country and you never left.
“See More” : no, no I do not want to see more, thank you.
This is probably unironically good for you – as long as you don’t let it burn your sausage and pudding.
Comments are closed.