A russian invader complains that someone is pouring gunpowder into the so-called “trench candles”, and causing them to explode into his face



by LowTechDroid

20 comments

  1. Come to Ukraine, even your candles will not be safe

  2. Go home if your candles are so much safer there. 🕯️🧨💥

  3. “Please feel bad for me 😢 I know I invaded your country but life is so hard for me.”

    Vatniks aren’t clowns, they are the entire circus.

  4. Apparently private Conscriptovitch’s training did not cover the proper use and hazards of a candle.

  5. Send sticks of dynamite and tell them they’re candles.

  6. You can always stop invading and go home. Problem solved.

  7. Bad QC for the candles, it’s missing shrapnel in it!!

  8. Khokhols live rent free in that empty space between this vatnik’s ears)

  9. I was waiting for him to say “the third candle has now exploded in my face” 😂

  11. Happy new year.

    Edit:

    Sorry forgot to mention that these are the new grenades.

  13. This is genius. The Ukrainians should leave candles like this full of gelignite and a detonator with a fuse below the wick and shrapnel. Perfect welcome gift for lost trenches.

  15. If you want to be cultural inheritors of the Roman Empire then you should be prepared for the Roman candles

  19. Better to curse the darkness than light a candle. At least if you’re Russian!

  20. He’s obviously using the new mortar rounds donated from China as candles.

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