Canada’s Solution

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1. Golfing *in the water*?

2. What’s par on Golf of America?

3. We could just outlaw guns, fix the healthcare system, and watch more ice hockey and rename all the US South Canadia….
   Or maybe Southern Canadiana….that sounds good.

4. You do understand how poor the rest of America would be?

5. Wait! Take the Philly area with you!

6. No Michigan?  I reject this new line until you accept Michigan as well.

7. I like how it looks like Canada is oozing over the northern hemisphere like maple syrup

8. Hi, south american here, please don’t, we don’t want Trump

9. Realistically they would want to take down to Chicago to secure all of the Great Lakes.

   You can’t let South America manage such vital resources. They would fuck it up.

10. Hey, I know Wisconsin voted red this last election, but I would be really nice if you could grab them so that you can get northern Illinois. Thanks.

11. We can’t leave behind Colorado, NM, and Virginia.

12. A lot of the lower states aren’t allowed within 500 feet of a school, don’t leave us alone with them.

13. Please don’t leave Colorado trapped in the hellhole!

14. If they are going for that, they might as well secure the entire great lakes water shed.

15. I live in OR. Thank God for Portland area, Otherwise the yokels would have rather us merge with Idaho. Fucking idiots.

16. I think we can give them Alberta

17. I, for one, welcome my new Uber polite yet passive-aggressive maple flavored overlords

18. yes please

19. As someone from CT who always sees the line move between North and south of us, *oh thank God*.

20. New Hampshirites what do you have to say for yourselves?

21. Treatment of New Hampshire is funny.

22. Can’t work. The American south needs California’s tax money to survive. Those welfare states can’t operate on their own merits.

    Like most right-wing ideas — they only work if a group of wealthy liberals are footing the bill.

23. NJ made it! I always knew we were just misunderstood Canadians

24. Golf of America HAHAHAHA

25. Will they have a refugee program for those of us in the occupied South? I would be glad to become the Canadian province of KY. Universal healthcare, legal Cannabis, affordable education…. and Canada gets the only place in the planet where real bourbon is made. Sounds like a win-win. 

26. Canada is taking Washington, DC?

27. The way michigan is written on this map is almost as much of a crime as their borders

28. Virginia is blue. Can we come?

29. “Golf of America” is basically florida

30. Americans don’t realize Canada is going to be just as conservative as the US. Trudeau recently stepped down because of the blood bath the liberal are soon to face. It’s happening everywhere

31. C’mon now!! Throwing NV in there wouldn’t be too tough!! I’m good with this solution. Someone needs to sharpie correct Mexico taking back Texas. Then we’ll be closer to getting a good looking reorganization, imo.

32. This is their chance to call it Murica.

33. Illinois wants to join Canada too!!

34. This is all a distraction from the god awful cabinet picks

35. Please take Ohio too

36. get michigan and colorado too.

37. Can we call it USeh?

38. please dont leave me in here 😭😭

39. We can’t leave Chicago behind (ohana!). Let’s include Lake Michigan and Illinois.

    Also, that way it looks like we’re giving them the finger.

40. What’d new hampshire do?

41. Noooo take us with you. NH voted blue!

42. Hahaha, leave the union stronghold of America.

    Smart move.

43. Golf of America still doesn’t make it part of the US. Call it golf of the United States, which would still be stupid.

44. Looks good, but you’ve just taken out all the decent states of the union…. Just let me and mine across the border north first!

    Edit: “Golf of America” is a fitting name.

45. Why the hell are you getting rid of New Hampshire?

46. Did actual South America just become Souther America?

47. So we’re not talking about Golf of America? Asking fore a friend.

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