Russia demands Irish taxpayer funds the repair of its gates and demands an official apology

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  1. If they can’t afford to fix the gate then it’s their own fault for not having insurance and instigating a financially ruinous war.

  2. Look, it’s really difficult to fully understand what happened to the gates. They’re obviously going to blame the lorry, and I feel like the lorry is going to blame the gate. There’s two sides to everything

  3. Yeah, we’ll get the fellas right on that, they should be with you sometime over the next 5 years when they’re done building the refugee housing, but sure you’re on the list.

  4. Sure, apologise to Ukraine, unrape, unkill and untraumatise all of them and rebuild everything that’s been destroyed and I’ll personally foot the bill.

  5. I saw a lot of Nazi symbols on that gate. Surely this truck driver was simply trying to denazify the embassy in the most humanitarian way possible?

  6. Upon further consideration, I do think an apology is owed, so I’ve taken the opportunity to draft one:

    Dear Former Gate of the Russian Embassy in Dublin,

    We are very sorry. We understand that, as a gate, your job was merely to demarcate the boundary of the embassy and control entry to its grounds, and it was not you who ordered an illegal and unprovoked invasion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine or committed war crimes by deliberately murdering civilians and destroying civilian infrastructure in Ukraine during said illegal war. As such, we deeply regret that it was you who was run over by a lorry instead of those who are actually responsible for the aforementioned atrocities.

    Sincerely,

    Ireland

  7. Sure, not a problem, just as soon as Russia pay for all the damage they’ve caused recently in Ukraine, only seems fair

  8. Lads to be serious for a moment, I feel bad for them, like this isn’t good enough. It really fuckin sucks when a force comprised of people you barely know barges onto your land with heavy machinery and blasts right past the border of where you felt safe with no regard for your independence or opinion, all while the government of that same force doesn’t do anything to stop it or uphold justice for you and your family…….. Wait a minute…

  9. I wrote a letter to my local TD urging the expulsion of Russian delegates. I’d recommend everyone do that same.

  10. Dear Russia,

    We have received your recently attached copy of the Vienna convention and have attached the most up to date copies of the Geneva Convention and the Human Rights Convention. I have attached both for your convenience.

    When peace has been restored in Ukraine and their sovereign nation returned to its original condition and your leader and his generals have been prosecuted for his war crimes then we may contemplate fixing your gate.

    Yours Sincerely,
    The people of Ireland

    PS Go Fuck yourselves

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