..and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States…

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1. The first of many lies he will tell as the 47th president

2. He can’t read it! Better get constitution on tape!

3. Just another in a long line of lies.

4. His hands look too large

5. Hahahaha. It makes me wonder how long before these types of things are “banned?” At the least, squashed off of the Internet? And how about TV’s night time comedians? Will networks be bullied into firing them? My first thought is no stinking way, but these are strange times.

6. If only

7. He’s a lying liar & will never tell the truth. Those who elected him should burn.

8. According to Trump’s legal team in court(after he called for the termination of “all rules, regulations, and articles even those found in the Constitution” and tried to overthrow the US government), Donald doesn’t actually have any duty to uphold and defend the Constitution. Of course, they only argued that because they knew they had conservative corrupt judges willing to accept such a ridiculous premise. Alito based his decision off a seven thousand year old tribal rule that said only hunters who help kill the mammoth get to eat from the best parts during feast time.

9. An oath is just words to Trump. Trump is in office to help himself and all the rich people get more money. The working class really screwed up letting convicted felon and twice impeached president AND liar back into power. Let see how good our lives get now.

10. Where are they finding the asbestos lined bibles?

11. Key words here, “…to the best of my ability…”

    He has zero ability to do any of that oath. The narcissism, arrogance, and self-absorbtion is in the way.

12. America is tragically uneducated.

13. It would really be interesting if when saying “so help me God “ there’s a giant lightning bolt

14. There will be no handcuffs. Nor will there be any policing of his actions.

15. He’s never read the Constitution – I guarantee it. He was asked to read a paragraph once for some sort of documentary; it took several takes while he flubbed it and complained that it ‘sounded like a foreign language’.

16. The statement is political humor, even without the handcuff part

17. I feel sorry for that cop. How has the bible not burst into flames yet? Is it fake too?

18. Felon 47

19. Appropriate depiction

20. I think it’s more that Trump owns the police.

21. Osama Bin Laden is more Christian than that lying grifting pos.

22. And I promise not to try and get a mob to murder my vice president again.

23. I’m saving this to send out on Inauguration Day.

24. Air force one will now be known as Con-Air.

25. Sad part is his *lack* of abilities. He has no “best”.

    He is completely unable to just sit down, be quiet and listen. He is unable to be truthful or honest about *anything*. He simply cannot **not** be the center of attention at all times. He is unable to just say something nice and not follow it up with insults. He is not able to put anyone’s needs above his own wants, ever.

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