“The group’s fucked, I’m the only one who managed to get out.” A russian invader with a torn cheek reports on the results of another bloody assault



by LowTechDroid

26 comments

  1. Always leave one to tell the tale of how fucked they are

  2. by orc logic he’s the one who failed not the ones who are killed

  3. Ofcourse he’s the only survivor. How many people does it take to return the massage ‘let’s gtfo of Ukraine!’

  10. Wahr do you mean, “got out”, Vanya ? While you’re alive, your job is too kill fascists, remember ? Back the way you came, chaaaaaarge !

  12. That cheeky bastard only needs some stitches and he’s good to go again!

  13. Ivan if you had been 3 inches further over you wouldn’t be living to tell the tale.

  16. “Torn open cheek? Anyways, let me take a selfie real quick… This will go viral.”

  17. What’s worse is that they later denied him a “no shaving” chit. 😀

  18. He’s gonna need some suturing and antibiotics PDQ.

    There’s not a lot that you can amputate above the neck (I mean, ears & nose–sure, but not cheekipoohs). I can see them trying to graft skin from his arm to cover the gapping hole that will be left after the necrotic tissues, infected tissues are cut away.

    I’ve got a feeling he isn’t going to get transported to an Aid Station. He’s probably not going to get any medicine for the pain, or antibiotic for that deep tissue wound.

    I predict he might get some sugar pills (placebos), get his face bandaged and then returned to the front line in the next meat wave assault.

  19. Honestly that is bad but can be patched up. He will be back in the assault squad in a few days or weeks.

  20. Think of how depressed he’s going to be when he goes to drink vodka and it falls out…

  22. Why are there suddenly all these videos around of chirpy Russians missing vital body parts? Sometimes I wonder if I’m in some kind of Kafkaesque nightmare.

  25. That’s got to hurt, it’s going to difficult shaving for a while!

  26. Great he has lived through terror now when he is thrown back in to the meat grinder ,he knows exactly what is awaiting him and what his fate is going to be . That little scratch on his face will be the least of his problems. Good riddance out of Ukraine and off this planet.

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