I’ve seen a lot of kids get knocked out playing British bulldog. It was an incredibly violent event when I was in primary school, and that was just the girls!
British bulldog been banned at my kids school. What is the world coming too??
Having to blast out Three Blind Mice on the recorder without making a mistake
u/bot-sleuth-bot
Have a game with that paper thing where you choose a colour, a number, open the flap, stab the player to your left.
Half wayy through the contest is stopped and their told that Bulldog is now banned.
Since squid game is brutal, I think you don’t get given a wet paper towel and (obviously) bleed out and die a painful death.
I would genuinely be down for a show where they shoot losers dead like Squid Game, then someone ceremoniously deposits a wet paper towel on the wound. But they do it every time for every wound, no matter how catastrophic and fatal it is.
We played a game in school where you were all in a square and kicked a football around. Any double touches or kicking out of the square and you got a ‘friendly’ kicking and were eliminated
I feel like this is somewhat disingenuous, considering that South Korean schools typically don’t end red-light-green-light with an incinerator.
And someone running around with a bag of sawdust just in case someone is sick…
Wet, how fancy
Imagine playing life-or-death Guess Who in the school hall because it’s raining outside.
Add a game of sawarse in there too!
Kiss Chase. But its actually just Kiss of Death Chase.
OMG the wet paper towel this just unlocked memories I didn’t even know I had
We played British Bulldogs on a hill, at a school that played rugby for most of the year.
Because frankly, that game needed more violence!
Also duck duck goose is coming in at some point for some guaranteed kills. Maybe kerby if you want some 1 on 1s
I’m still convinced a wet paper towel cured cancer at my old school
Knock and run but it’s to the death 😱
throw in an egg and spoon race
Here are a couple of less strenuous games to lull players into a false sense of security:
– 21 questions of death.
– Full house bingo of survival.
Specifically a green paper towel with very little absorbency
can’t forget duck duck goose.
Duck duck goose, duck from bullets? 😂
Chinese whispers, except if you didn’t repeat the last phrase properly, you die
What about where you put itching powder or those seed heads that itched Luke fuck down their back and make them not scratch it for relief.
Imagine your life depending on tiddlywinks
Ding dong ditch but if someone answers before you get away they get to kill you with tea over consumption
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I’ve seen a lot of kids get knocked out playing British bulldog. It was an incredibly violent event when I was in primary school, and that was just the girls!
British bulldog been banned at my kids school. What is the world coming too??
Having to blast out Three Blind Mice on the recorder without making a mistake
u/bot-sleuth-bot
Have a game with that paper thing where you choose a colour, a number, open the flap, stab the player to your left.
Half wayy through the contest is stopped and their told that Bulldog is now banned.
Since squid game is brutal, I think you don’t get given a wet paper towel and (obviously) bleed out and die a painful death.
I would genuinely be down for a show where they shoot losers dead like Squid Game, then someone ceremoniously deposits a wet paper towel on the wound. But they do it every time for every wound, no matter how catastrophic and fatal it is.
We played a game in school where you were all in a square and kicked a football around. Any double touches or kicking out of the square and you got a ‘friendly’ kicking and were eliminated
I feel like this is somewhat disingenuous, considering that South Korean schools typically don’t end red-light-green-light with an incinerator.
And someone running around with a bag of sawdust just in case someone is sick…
Wet, how fancy
Imagine playing life-or-death Guess Who in the school hall because it’s raining outside.
Add a game of sawarse in there too!
Kiss Chase. But its actually just Kiss of Death Chase.
OMG the wet paper towel this just unlocked memories I didn’t even know I had
We played British Bulldogs on a hill, at a school that played rugby for most of the year.
Because frankly, that game needed more violence!
Also duck duck goose is coming in at some point for some guaranteed kills. Maybe kerby if you want some 1 on 1s
I’m still convinced a wet paper towel cured cancer at my old school
Knock and run but it’s to the death 😱
throw in an egg and spoon race
Here are a couple of less strenuous games to lull players into a false sense of security:
– 21 questions of death.
– Full house bingo of survival.
Specifically a green paper towel with very little absorbency
can’t forget duck duck goose.
Duck duck goose, duck from bullets? 😂
Chinese whispers, except if you didn’t repeat the last phrase properly, you die
What about where you put itching powder or those seed heads that itched Luke fuck down their back and make them not scratch it for relief.
Imagine your life depending on tiddlywinks
Ding dong ditch but if someone answers before you get away they get to kill you with tea over consumption
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