4m x 2m with those outrageous restrictions? Better to start robbing banks and get a larger room with more freedom in prison.
They are so deluded I love it.
Shut up and pay my mortgage and don’t stay at the weekends! How dare you expect to have use of a living room or be home before 8:30pm!
Annoyingly there’s probably someone desperate enough to pay and put up with this.
Can someone give me a run down of the benefits of being a lodger as opposed to a tenant? Because it sounds awful.
Being the homeowner, though, sounds amazing. You get a tenant with zero rights and can try to fleece them for £1350 to listen to people murder violins from the other side of the living room door which you’re not allowed to use.
£1,350… fuck me
Ah cool so I’m allowed to exist in my own room for three hours a day, five days a week? For only £1,350/m!? What a bargain!
“I’ll be in my room, pretending I don’t exist”
I think if he put a light shade on the fucking bulb he’d have dozens queuing at his door, see you next Tuesday for a viewing?
Prison is better than this
Fuck that nonsense. You can guarantee they will have restrictions on when you can use the kitchen, what you cook and when you shit. Run away!
Also, Gospel Oak might border the Heath, but it is still a shithole
You can see how the ceiling light shade is still removed from when the previous tenant hung themselves
Why he did not write in first place “ pay me the rent and while you can leave your suitcases here, you will have to leave”.
No living room
No heating
Train track outside window
4.5 hours of violin practice below
No being home before 20.30
No being awake after 23.00
No guests
Oh and fuck off for the whole weekend
The audacity of just demanding £1350 a month an expecting to make 0 adjustments to your own life, what a cunt.
They may just as well have said “I’m a complete cunt who does exactly as I please, whilst you must be hardly ever here, and as quiet as a mouse when you are!”
This is crazy, I’d understand those kind of restrictions if they were at least offering a significant discount
From the rules and the price I am assuming this is a room in the loft of the Buckingham Palace or similar. The price would not justify that restricted hole of a room otherwise.
Can’t we name and shame these fuckers? Like that’s despicable… We should be calling out this behaviour
I saw this, her edits on offering washing sheets killed me.
Her Name is so fitting because she’s clearly in wonderland..
So many people in the UK are genuinely just greedy, just wants someone to pay her mortgage but not actually live there..
She deserves to be fully shamed & cooked.
I hope you spammed them with a fake applicant. It’s a right piss take what they’re asking for.
this person must be a joy to be around. £1.3k for that bullshit? next joke
Anne Frank didn’t have to pay that much for what seems like similar conditions.
Also, is Sheldon Cooper the landlord?
Fucking delusional
the market is bad but not this bad. this person is just delusional
On the one hand, they’re being honest and upfront so there’s no surprises… On the other you’re paying £1350.00 for a room so 😂
I pay 1250/month for a studio in Zone 2, all to myself. This makes me feel bad for whoever is going to sign up for this nonsense but also a tiny bit better about my own deal 😀
And then you have silly mainstream media posting news articles about the rise in 20/30 something year olds living in the “hotel of mum and dad” without critically and empatheticaly understanding why …. *Eye roll
Is that a….single bed??
TBF Monday-Friday lets _are_ a thing, but it should be advertised ~ and priced ~ accordingly. This person is delulu.
I’m so tempted to find this ad and call that person.
When you can’t afford to live without a housemate, but want to pretend that you can.
We need to come up with a term for people that rent out a part of their property and then expect the tenant not to be seen or heard or in fact be there for 90% of the time.
Found the ad posted 23 hours ago but it’s since been deleted.
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4m x 2m with those outrageous restrictions? Better to start robbing banks and get a larger room with more freedom in prison.
They are so deluded I love it.
Shut up and pay my mortgage and don’t stay at the weekends! How dare you expect to have use of a living room or be home before 8:30pm!
Annoyingly there’s probably someone desperate enough to pay and put up with this.
Can someone give me a run down of the benefits of being a lodger as opposed to a tenant? Because it sounds awful.
Being the homeowner, though, sounds amazing. You get a tenant with zero rights and can try to fleece them for £1350 to listen to people murder violins from the other side of the living room door which you’re not allowed to use.
£1,350… fuck me
Ah cool so I’m allowed to exist in my own room for three hours a day, five days a week? For only £1,350/m!? What a bargain!
“I’ll be in my room, pretending I don’t exist”
I think if he put a light shade on the fucking bulb he’d have dozens queuing at his door, see you next Tuesday for a viewing?
Prison is better than this
Fuck that nonsense. You can guarantee they will have restrictions on when you can use the kitchen, what you cook and when you shit. Run away!
Also, Gospel Oak might border the Heath, but it is still a shithole
You can see how the ceiling light shade is still removed from when the previous tenant hung themselves
Why he did not write in first place “ pay me the rent and while you can leave your suitcases here, you will have to leave”.
No living room
No heating
Train track outside window
4.5 hours of violin practice below
No being home before 20.30
No being awake after 23.00
No guests
Oh and fuck off for the whole weekend
The audacity of just demanding £1350 a month an expecting to make 0 adjustments to your own life, what a cunt.
They may just as well have said “I’m a complete cunt who does exactly as I please, whilst you must be hardly ever here, and as quiet as a mouse when you are!”
This is crazy, I’d understand those kind of restrictions if they were at least offering a significant discount
From the rules and the price I am assuming this is a room in the loft of the Buckingham Palace or similar. The price would not justify that restricted hole of a room otherwise.
Can’t we name and shame these fuckers? Like that’s despicable… We should be calling out this behaviour
I saw this, her edits on offering washing sheets killed me.
Her Name is so fitting because she’s clearly in wonderland..
So many people in the UK are genuinely just greedy, just wants someone to pay her mortgage but not actually live there..
She deserves to be fully shamed & cooked.
I hope you spammed them with a fake applicant. It’s a right piss take what they’re asking for.
this person must be a joy to be around. £1.3k for that bullshit? next joke
Anne Frank didn’t have to pay that much for what seems like similar conditions.
Also, is Sheldon Cooper the landlord?
Fucking delusional
the market is bad but not this bad. this person is just delusional
On the one hand, they’re being honest and upfront so there’s no surprises… On the other you’re paying £1350.00 for a room so 😂
I pay 1250/month for a studio in Zone 2, all to myself. This makes me feel bad for whoever is going to sign up for this nonsense but also a tiny bit better about my own deal 😀
And then you have silly mainstream media posting news articles about the rise in 20/30 something year olds living in the “hotel of mum and dad” without critically and empatheticaly understanding why …. *Eye roll
Is that a….single bed??
TBF Monday-Friday lets _are_ a thing, but it should be advertised ~ and priced ~ accordingly. This person is delulu.
I’m so tempted to find this ad and call that person.
When you can’t afford to live without a housemate, but want to pretend that you can.
We need to come up with a term for people that rent out a part of their property and then expect the tenant not to be seen or heard or in fact be there for 90% of the time.
Found the ad posted 23 hours ago but it’s since been deleted.
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