Pierre will accept him with open arms for sure

by Cubelock

29 comments
  1. Yet another idiot savage who hates his country enough to tell everyone he’s from ireland…

  2. Americans and their heritage fetish is just weird. You’re American, born and raised, there’s nothing Irish or French or Ashkenazi about you. Meaningless descriptors so you can feel belonging to an actual country, but we’re all from the cradle in Africa in the end so it’s all moot. Weird people.

  3. all I care about in this is that some irishman got cucked

  4. Darn it. I have a DNA molecule tattooed on my forehead. Turns out that I am an antisense single-stranded RNA virus.

  5. French uh? Well if he’s white he can just tatoo the outline of a flag.

  6. I fucking knew he was going to say he thought he was Irish before i read the post. It’s such a fetish to a yank

  7. Its sad really. They are literally crying out for an identity.

  8. *
    Why do American think the only Celtics part of the world is Ireland? I come from bretagne it’s Celtics too

    Also the best Celtics were all form gaul, Brennus and Vercingetorix, yank are sometimes just stupid

  9. He’s…he’s one of us, isn’t he?

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  10. Discovering you’re French AND a Jew would send me over the edge.

  11. I love how the conclusion he drew from this story is “don’t get tattoos kids”

  12. Now let’s hope Trump doesn’t classify these savages as illegal immigrants and deport them! I can’t deal with it and I will leave Europe if that happens!

  13. He could be our very first AmeriFrench spy. Let’s use him, spread the benefits of riots and demonstrations ! A la lanterne !

  14. I find this heritage stuff weird, one of my ancestors 4 generations back was from France but I’m not French.

    I speak French but that’s purely because I’m Belgian. I don’t identify with French culture or traditions. I don’t feel any special connection to France.

  15. Listen, if pretentious Americans can tattoo chicken soup in Chinese glyphs right above their asshole, you can have a bunch of Irish shit on your body, even if the made up test result of a scam site suggest that it might not actually be your biological heritage.

  16. A good reminder to turn yourself into something to be proud of instead of taking pride in things your forefathers might have done

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