Some girls in my school have probably done more than that 😂
Thats 88 dudes per hour making it 1,5 dudes per minute.
I think the real impressive part is not putting a shotgun in your mouth after this
With this being Britain can you imagine how orderly that queue was?
You’d never be able to accomplish such a feat in feral southern European countries who can’t queue properly.
Makes you proud to be British.
I dont believe there was much sleeping going on. This article is misleading.
Two talented British athletes are battling it out for the world record. In one corner is Bonnie Blue, in the other Lillian Phillips.
Greater Britain is a proud nation with both finalists.
How and why
Even balcony jumping is safer at this point
What’s even sadder is the blokes that turned up for this. Like how low in self-respect have you got to be to turn up to a 1K sausage party?
Been rattled more than the fences at auschwitz
Big up the Guinness records guy who had to make sure all 1057 did the required number of thrusts.
Am I the only one who thinks this is gross
Is this what a British chicks calls “the Spanish lay over”
No wonder the yanks turned out the way they did.
Good for her. I can’t even sleep the usual 8 hours.
Bullshit, that 1 guy slightly over a minute.
She ain’t beating any gay guy records, I doubt she even beat my record.
Damn, even village sheep in Wales take at least 2 days to see that kind of action
Ride Britannia?
Don’t believe it. She would have spontaneously cumbusted.
Sleeping?
Centuries of fucking the entire world continues
??? She was basically laid with her legs open while a very long row of men railed her for 41s seconds on average??
Thats 40 seconds per shag
That’s a long sleep
There has to be a turning point when it becomes low-key gay to be part of this. It’s a 1000:1 ratio, like the amount of weiner you’ll accidentally see and still go through with the act, you have to be OK with weiners
Whoa, the bed must be huge.
20000 leagues between the legs: dick voyage
Aren’t they 4 different people?
If you don’t piss off I swear to God.
Basic arithmetic makes me doubt this.
But whoever heard of a pornstar who would say anything for attention?
How is that even possible
Plot twist: she didn’t sleep at all
Since nobody did the maths… that’s 40 sec per Barry
British Rail
Let’s see a before and after picture
Is there actually any proof she really did this?
PROPA CLASSY BURD
Average summer day for a British woman in Magaluf
Ok I did the math on this one:
1057 for 12 hours is 40 sec per dude
Average UK penis size: 13.13 cm
Average trust 1 sec
13.13 cm x 40=525.2 cm
525.2xm x 1057=555 136.4 cm
To km: 5,55 km
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Some girls in my school have probably done more than that 😂
Thats 88 dudes per hour making it 1,5 dudes per minute.
I think the real impressive part is not putting a shotgun in your mouth after this
With this being Britain can you imagine how orderly that queue was?
You’d never be able to accomplish such a feat in feral southern European countries who can’t queue properly.
Makes you proud to be British.
I dont believe there was much sleeping going on. This article is misleading.
Two talented British athletes are battling it out for the world record. In one corner is Bonnie Blue, in the other Lillian Phillips.
Greater Britain is a proud nation with both finalists.
How and why
Even balcony jumping is safer at this point
What’s even sadder is the blokes that turned up for this. Like how low in self-respect have you got to be to turn up to a 1K sausage party?
Been rattled more than the fences at auschwitz
Big up the Guinness records guy who had to make sure all 1057 did the required number of thrusts.
Am I the only one who thinks this is gross
Is this what a British chicks calls “the Spanish lay over”
No wonder the yanks turned out the way they did.
Good for her. I can’t even sleep the usual 8 hours.
Bullshit, that 1 guy slightly over a minute.
She ain’t beating any gay guy records, I doubt she even beat my record.
Damn, even village sheep in Wales take at least 2 days to see that kind of action
Ride Britannia?
Don’t believe it. She would have spontaneously cumbusted.
Sleeping?
Centuries of fucking the entire world continues
??? She was basically laid with her legs open while a very long row of men railed her for 41s seconds on average??
Thats 40 seconds per shag
That’s a long sleep
There has to be a turning point when it becomes low-key gay to be part of this. It’s a 1000:1 ratio, like the amount of weiner you’ll accidentally see and still go through with the act, you have to be OK with weiners
Whoa, the bed must be huge.
20000 leagues between the legs: dick voyage
Aren’t they 4 different people?
If you don’t piss off I swear to God.
Basic arithmetic makes me doubt this.
But whoever heard of a pornstar who would say anything for attention?
How is that even possible
Plot twist: she didn’t sleep at all
Since nobody did the maths… that’s 40 sec per Barry
British Rail
Let’s see a before and after picture
Is there actually any proof she really did this?
PROPA CLASSY BURD
Average summer day for a British woman in Magaluf
Ok I did the math on this one:
1057 for 12 hours is 40 sec per dude
Average UK penis size: 13.13 cm
Average trust 1 sec
13.13 cm x 40=525.2 cm
525.2xm x 1057=555 136.4 cm
To km: 5,55 km
She had 5.55km of sausage
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