Done to death, I know, but they are always worth a poke at!

Do Beemer owners get regular memos to up their game?

This buck here no doubt had a hard morning of undertaking Hyundai Tucsons doing the school run, blasting the horn at the turn left pilot lights the second they changed, barrelling onto roundabouts without slowing down and all without bothering the indicators before coming to a well earned stop outside the cafe. Obviously the lines in a car park are a suggestion only.

by Low-Plankton4880

19 comments

  2. To be fair that looks like a docs surgery maybe just maybe they had an elderly family member or something and rushing them in.

    But then again it’s a BMW driver so we will await there excuse

    Edited to point out I don’t see coffee shop sign so I was completely wrong about docs. Hands up I am a clown.

  3. I have taken 10 minutes out of my time to wedge myself in beside people like this before, making sure I’m within lines, but making it almost impossible for them to get out.

    Once had an angry note about “respect” left on my window. So fucking satisfying

  4. Seriously I need to know why BMW drivers and Audis are like this 😭 I’ve asked this question before I the response I get is “BeCaUse We CaN 🤪😜” but there has to be some deeper reason

  5. It’s a recall. Steering wheel fault. Everything else works fine…… including the integral pop corn making machine in the boot!

  8. People like this lack the part of their brain that feels shame or embarrassment.

  9. Break My Wallet owners in their X5s and iX grate. Taking up half the road, driven like they own the road. Hocked up to the eyeballs and a dashboard light away from adding significantly to their credit card statement. Still I quite like some of their models M340i and i4.

  10. At least they’ve got an international agreement of doing the same style driving everywhere 😅

  11. Why block out the reg plate? Let them face the shame.

    I do like Beemers though

  12. Box them in, it’s funny as fuck.

    Another thing to do, if you see them get in their car. Fuck, any wanker being a hallion driving this works for, you’ll see anger, disappointment, and frustration all at once with this one simple trick… Do this out the window to them 👎🏻. Every fucking time it never fails to get a reaction from them. The sour wound left by a man giving you the thumbs down signal is bliss.

    Just look disappointed, shake the head and hit them with the ole 👎🏻. You’ll feel class all day, and you’ll live rent free in their head all day.

  13. I really wonder why theyre like this. I used to think it was a myth but the amount of times ive seem BMW drivers NOT indicate is crazy

  15. They are the same everywhere you go. Is it the type of people, or is it the car.

  16. Audis/BMWs come with free parking optional extra, anywhere anytime.

  17. Let’s be honest, it’s not BMW drivers, it’s cunts

    Cunts park like this, I don’t care what car you drive….don’t be a cunt

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