It’s time for the French to accept the truth about the Franks

by Lux2026

33 comments
  1. It’s fine. I was assured on the Franks were Germans here on this sub.

  2. Can’t blame them for wanting better things in life than swamp

  3. Oh don’t worry, our belgium friend remind us of this fact every week.

  4. To claim the Franks as Dutch is stupid. They’re equally if not more western German

  5. proto-dutch , french, wallonian, germanic… doesnt matter…

    they ended up LARPing as Italic bvlls anyways….i mean who wouldnt? even savages those day do that for having a glimpse of civilisation.

  6. This is true, but the idea of applying the 18th century idea of nationality to the Franks is laughable

  7. Franks weren’t ‘basically’ proto-dutch, they were germans and most likely invaded Gaule with socks and sandales.

    Proto-dutch, are conservative Franks that refuse to embrace civilisation, culture and *savoir vivre*, like washing their hand after going to the bathroom, that the Franks encountered once they conquered the roman kingdom of Soisson.

    So yes Proto-Dutch were Franks, but most Franks had too much self esteem to end up like that.

  8. Dutch? Bitch please, the only Franks in your country live south of the Rhine and Maas. Anyone above it is either a filthy Frisian or a Saxon mongrel. Either way they’re from an inferiour Germanic tribe.

    The Franks were obviously Belgian. We wuz kings and shiet.

  9. The merovingians were descended from a sea monster!

  10. Are Frenchs just Germans with a latin-derived language? What a time to be alive, it’s great to see all these new findings!

  11. So you’re saying Charlemagne looked less like Eric Cantona and more like Dennis Bergkamp?

  12. Franks are the ancestors of both French and Germans, we are basically cousins.

  13. So at this point it’s a dispute between the Dutch, the Belgians and the Germans to claim we are closer to them? You guys just love us so much ❤️

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  14. Guys, guys, calm down, don’t need to fight over this

    You’re all barbarian in our hearts

  15. Last time I checked the Franks where not Frisians.

  16. So instead of being barbarian they were *checks notes* still barbarian. Meh

  17. *Nos ancêtres les gaulois*? No. With the exception of Yann, who we will keep, Pierre is functionally Germanic.

  18. Look, we’re not proud of this, but basically, the “Dutch” were a loose band of swamp tribes ruled by a French geezer from Orange when we went over there to civilise them. We taught them a proper language, how to hold a fork, even to wash their hands after dinner. It doesn’t work. It’s all so futile.

  19. That’s nothing. Our first kings were basically French.

  20. id like to let all the French “people” know that im currently in there walls

  21. So among those proto-dutch some arise to greatness and became the French shaping the destiny of Europe for centuries while the ones unknown stayed in their swamp and became the Dutch.
    I can accept that.

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