It’s 1995?

by matthewcando

19 comments
  1. Opal fruits can back again this year for a time along with in 2023 I think. They bring it back as a marketing stunt.

  2. I’ll go with false. The writer gotta be as high as Mount Everest

  3. I didn’t notice the “True or False?” and thought “Who the fuck wrote that??”

  4. Yesterday my daughter came home with a book on ‘Big Issues’, one of which was the arguments for and against why Fox Hunting should be made illegal in the future.

    The author clearly thought it should not.

  5. “That is not entirely accurate.” – fella from Independence Day.

  6. Imagine the interview!

    It’s scheduled for Lhotse on may 13th 12:15

    If you succeed the second interview will be just before the Hillary Step a week later at 10am

    Sir if you can’t handle a simple altitude test like this then you’ll struggle to grow here

  7. You have to plant them separately to grow an Opal Fruit Tree. You can’t just stick the whole pack in!

  8. That’s a funny book. My youngest came home once with a book about Those New Fangled Computer Things. It was full of big beige CRT monitors and inspirational ideas like “some day you may be able to access the world wide web from any computer”.

  9. “Sir, a second packet of Opal Fruits has hit Mount Everest.”

  10. This is actually a really clever ploy by the school.

    The kid will ask their parents “what’s the world trade centre?” and then you need to fucking explain it to them so the school doesn’t have to 🤣

    Parent: “The world trade centre was two identical towers called the twin towers. On the 11th of September 2001 plane crashed into the first tower and then another plane crashed into the second tower”

    Kid: “that sounds like a terrible accident”

    Parent: “you might want to sit down for this bit….It was no accident”

  11. Are you sure you didn’t stumble upon a wormhole that took you back in time?

  12. Maybe they are onto something? Perhaps someone built a World Trade Centre somewhere because the name was The World Trade Center.
    I did get a pack of Opal Fruits at B&M this Christmas though. It was the original flavours and was a retro pack.

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