Heysham Nuke Plant goes Boom

by jesterstearuk71

25 comments
  1. “No cause for concern”

    Isn’t that more or less what they said about Chernobyl?

  2. Literally just started a rewatch of Chernobyl as well 😅

  3. Do the fleet of buses arrive in the morning to take the population away?

  4. Somebody tripped the hp release valve. Somebody is going to be in trouble.

  5. “I don’t want to set the world on fire.. I just want to start… a flame in your heart…”

  6. In the UK “no cause for concern” does genuinely mean it. 

    If it was anything serious they’d be evacuating a hundred miles around. 

    It’s health and safety gone mad! My ol’ uncle never had any harm, and he used to eat plutonium and asbestos for breakfast!

  7. That’s clearly a toadstool cloud, which bears no resemblance whatever to any form of mushroom cloud.

  8. “Loud bang at a nuclear power station was no cause for concern” is a wild sub heading

  9. Citizens of Megaton, fear not. I shall defuse it for Sheriff Lucas Simms. I’m just off to Tenpenny Tower. Be back soon…I promise.

  10. Everything’s great – in fact they managed to achieve the planned energy output for the next five years in 0.27 seconds!

  11. Ohh good news! The new nuclear pope has been selected at last!

  12. “Bloody hell” – some random bloke on the shitter

  13. Explosion is just one of those annoying buzzwords, we prefer to call it an unrequested pressure release

  14. Even if it was an explosion, those absolute creatures in Heysham have nothing to fear from radiation. This is a place where people raged against decimalisation because it meant they’d have leftovers when counting on their hands. If anything, a massive radiological event in Heysham might result in the first baby being born there with both eyes on the same horizontal axis.

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