Explosion is just one of those annoying buzzwords, we prefer to call it an unrequested pressure release
Even if it was an explosion, those absolute creatures in Heysham have nothing to fear from radiation. This is a place where people raged against decimalisation because it meant they’d have leftovers when counting on their hands. If anything, a massive radiological event in Heysham might result in the first baby being born there with both eyes on the same horizontal axis.
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Looks pretty. Is there a nearby bridge I can watch it from?
“No cause for concern”
Isn’t that more or less what they said about Chernobyl?
Well, it’s not great, but it’s not terrible…
Well it’s been fun guys
Literally just started a rewatch of Chernobyl as well 😅
Do the fleet of buses arrive in the morning to take the population away?
And the scaremongering goes wild
Can’t wait for my superpowers to kick in
I think there’s graphite on the ground…
Somebody tripped the hp release valve. Somebody is going to be in trouble.
Well, it did trip offline at 5pm but they’re expecting it to be back online in a week: https://bmrs.elexon.co.uk/remit/details/48X000000000022A-ELXP-RMT-00148076?messageId=805298
https://preview.redd.it/ofi0pt7oa8de1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e67d44fccfd66b8770f3defd76f4736ef09819d
“I don’t want to set the world on fire.. I just want to start… a flame in your heart…”
Calling that a mushroom cloud is a bit of a stretch
In the UK “no cause for concern” does genuinely mean it.
If it was anything serious they’d be evacuating a hundred miles around.
It’s health and safety gone mad! My ol’ uncle never had any harm, and he used to eat plutonium and asbestos for breakfast!
That’s clearly a toadstool cloud, which bears no resemblance whatever to any form of mushroom cloud.
“Loud bang at a nuclear power station was no cause for concern” is a wild sub heading
Citizens of Megaton, fear not. I shall defuse it for Sheriff Lucas Simms. I’m just off to Tenpenny Tower. Be back soon…I promise.
Everything’s great – in fact they managed to achieve the planned energy output for the next five years in 0.27 seconds!
Ohh good news! The new nuclear pope has been selected at last!
Red sky at night, Heysham’s alight…
“Bloody hell” – some random bloke on the shitter
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1m5rpmxy9xo
Explosion is just one of those annoying buzzwords, we prefer to call it an unrequested pressure release
Even if it was an explosion, those absolute creatures in Heysham have nothing to fear from radiation. This is a place where people raged against decimalisation because it meant they’d have leftovers when counting on their hands. If anything, a massive radiological event in Heysham might result in the first baby being born there with both eyes on the same horizontal axis.
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