French man instantly loses his french citizenship

by Divine-Crusader

37 comments
  1. Beans + Ketchup bro.
    Your passport will catch fire.

  2. Needs a healthy dose of cheddar to take it to the next level.

  3. Even if this is one of the things you can never admit.

  4. French card revoked.

    Your transfer to the “island” is imminent.

  5. The reason americans say beans on toast doesnt taste good is because they use american bread (which is full of sugar) and american beans (which are full of sugar).

    Proper british bread with proper british beans tastes great. Especially with some sharp cheddar and Worcestershire sauce on the top

  6. Pierre at least accompany them with a proper full English, you know, your eggs, your sausage, your bacon, etc. It’s actually quite tasty and filling and you can pretend you’re just scraping the beans with the toast

  7. Gonna blow his little Pierre mind when he adds cheese and a poached egg

  8. To make it feel more french, add Dijon mustard, thyme, black pepper and Balsamic vinegar before simmering the beans until they are reduced – can’t be beat!

  9. Barry, stop impersonating as a superior frenchmen on Reddit please

  10. I mean, to be fair, you also think that eating slugs is normal.
    So I don’t know if I trust your judgment.

  11. Okay, guys, since this is the moment, I’ll admit it: I love English breakfasts. Beans in gravy at 7 a.m. are so cool with a good piece of toast, a sausage and fried eggs. I hardly ever make them, because it’s easier to eat something sweet, but I fucking love it.

  12. We’re not saying beans on toast doesn’t taste good, we’re just saying Barry is a twat.

  13. In the name of every french citizen, I hereby state OP, known as Divine-Crusader, is no longer granted the french nationality. Every right given by such a privilege can not be pled.

    In consequence, he can freely choose his new nationality between english, savage, or even worse, ameritard. We will ship all his belongings by sea, in hope the packages will be carried by currents to where he lives.

  14. Beans on toast is a classic. This Barry recommends that you add tobacco sauce, Worcestershire sauce, red Leicester or cheddar cheese and replace the inferior Heinz beans with good ol Branston beans with the little sausages.

  15. we told you

    but you’re all too deep in the yank meme hivemind to admit!

    get some grated cheddar spread over that badboy and you’ll be in heaven Pierre, Bon appetit

  16. The path from hating our food cause the internet says so to actually trying it and liking it is a well trodden one pierre. Dont be ashamed of yet another decisive british cultural victory

  17. I once had to stop in London. It was morning and I was hungry. I go into a pub and order a breakfast. Toasts, eggs, beans, saussages and whatnot… I would eat that every day if it wasn’t such a pain in the ass to prepare

  18. Actual traditional British food tends to be good. Usually not fancy, but satisfying. All those fantasy dishes people love from the LoTR cookbooks etc, all so comforting and homely? British for the most part. Good quality ingredients cooked with care means tasty. Of course you get idiots microwaving stuff, processed rubbish, and then legions of sausage-armed idiots or reverse snobs screwing things up, but that’s the same in many places now. While Italian cuisine remains my absolute favourite (I’m one of those people who suffers a stroke when I see people messing up carbonara) and proper French cuisine is *chef’s kiss*, true, honest British cuisine does hit the spot.

    If you don’t believe me, make or get some crumpets, toast them, add butter, and enjoy with a cup of tea as a little introduction. And they’re almost certainly Welsh in origin!

    P.S. Beans on toast is magic, especially with Worcester sauce, black pepper, and some chili.

    P.P.S. Hahaha, Pierre! Let me shag my sheep first and I’ll join the welcoming committee

  19. Oh wow who would have thought tens of millions of people aren’t eating shit huh?

  20. Thats the thing. Everybody says it tastes crap because they just pour some beans on toast and call it a day. You gotta season that shit, some salt, pepper, maybe a bit of cheese if you like (I prefer mine without cheese). Heck, grab whatever’s in your pantry and get freaky with it. Boil the beans till the sauce gets nice and rich. Such an easy meal when you don’t have the effort to make anything else.

  21. English breakfasts are so delicious- bacon, eggs, beans, hash browns wowzas

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