Proof of global warming, the oceans are evaporating
This makes me so mad we have to fix this.
This is just our perfidious plan to create a land bridge to England via proxy, because we all know who rules the fucking waves. If you take the German bureaucracy into account, this project is actually progressing pretty quickly.
Can’t we just swap the titles and reduce the Netherlands by approximately 69%?
The Cope Dikes are holding, but for how long?
put it back under the water, it was better that way
>!(for real tho, i think it is impressive of the dutch)!<
That’s why we must fight the war on climate change
On the climate change side
To be fair, that’s a much simpler shoreline for the map makers
Swamp Germans beating climate change, one stroopwafel at a time.
It’s about time, we all are polluting our planet like crazy to get rid of dutchs but the bastards are holding tight
The tide draws back before a tsunami….
If you take the 1300 borders we’re even expanding
What impresses me most is how they maintain the border line. So neat, so tidy.
In a 1 000 years Dutch have stolen so much ocean the sea levels have risen to sink everyone else. Well, almost everyone else, altough sea levels keep rising, Finnish ground keeps rising as well, so we actually gain more land all the time. In but a 1000 years, world will be under water, and only Finland and Netherlands are left. Dutch will be a deep hole in the ocean, kept dry by massively tall dams, and Finland has become a single mountain which will keep rising until it reaches space. In space, we finally might have enough room for all of our 5 people and have some relief from this huge overpopulation our country keeps suffering from.
If it’s any consolation, Jakarta is sinking, and that was Dutch for a while.
What are they not sinking about?
You have to give it to Jans and Femkes, their ingenuity is on par with their autism.
There used to be some islands in front of Bruges, but they are just mainland these days
There are united global efforts to turn this trend around. Don’t worry
Don’t worry, if they keep rising they’ll soon fly away from planet earth
Upperlands.
🙁
never going to be a good side to this global warming lark is there
It’s 2700: the doggerland restoratipn project has just been compleated and is proving to be a great succes. The new land has fixed the housing crisis and we managed to solve the immigration problem by bringing them to the UK border
The one from 1300 is fairly inaccurate in the southwest. The land doesn’t all of a sudden stop at the border, and the village I grew up in was already mentioned in 1100, despite it not being on the map here. There were many more little islands.
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Sadly
Hans burn more coal!
That satellite image from 1300. Nice touch.
>the Netherlands is not sinking
Horrible news
Jan has to keep the dike monopoly going
I love how het water follows the Belgian border
Proof of global warming, the oceans are evaporating
This makes me so mad we have to fix this.
This is just our perfidious plan to create a land bridge to England via proxy, because we all know who rules the fucking waves. If you take the German bureaucracy into account, this project is actually progressing pretty quickly.
Can’t we just swap the titles and reduce the Netherlands by approximately 69%?
The Cope Dikes are holding, but for how long?
put it back under the water, it was better that way
>!(for real tho, i think it is impressive of the dutch)!<
Me after seeing this:
https://i.redd.it/mgeod52pjjde1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/1qqhotivjjde1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f78ae96c1d11cdc70f346d0edc0e96e6873702
By god… IT’S FLOATING
Fuckin hell even more Netherlands?
That’s why we must fight the war on climate change
On the climate change side
To be fair, that’s a much simpler shoreline for the map makers
Swamp Germans beating climate change, one stroopwafel at a time.
It’s about time, we all are polluting our planet like crazy to get rid of dutchs but the bastards are holding tight
The tide draws back before a tsunami….
If you take the 1300 borders we’re even expanding
What impresses me most is how they maintain the border line. So neat, so tidy.
In a 1 000 years Dutch have stolen so much ocean the sea levels have risen to sink everyone else. Well, almost everyone else, altough sea levels keep rising, Finnish ground keeps rising as well, so we actually gain more land all the time. In but a 1000 years, world will be under water, and only Finland and Netherlands are left. Dutch will be a deep hole in the ocean, kept dry by massively tall dams, and Finland has become a single mountain which will keep rising until it reaches space. In space, we finally might have enough room for all of our 5 people and have some relief from this huge overpopulation our country keeps suffering from.
If it’s any consolation, Jakarta is sinking, and that was Dutch for a while.
What are they not sinking about?
You have to give it to Jans and Femkes, their ingenuity is on par with their autism.
There used to be some islands in front of Bruges, but they are just mainland these days
There are united global efforts to turn this trend around. Don’t worry
Don’t worry, if they keep rising they’ll soon fly away from planet earth
Upperlands.
🙁
never going to be a good side to this global warming lark is there
It’s 2700: the doggerland restoratipn project has just been compleated and is proving to be a great succes. The new land has fixed the housing crisis and we managed to solve the immigration problem by bringing them to the UK border
The one from 1300 is fairly inaccurate in the southwest. The land doesn’t all of a sudden stop at the border, and the village I grew up in was already mentioned in 1100, despite it not being on the map here. There were many more little islands.
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