Nature Gives Trump the Cold Shoulder, Inauguration Moves Indoors Due to Dangerous Weather

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1. I hope people don’t bother showing up!

2. He should be in prison so it could be worse for the orange man

3. And just like that nobody cares about jimmy carter and the flags at half staff.

4. The Inauguration was moved indoors so Von Schitzinpantz can be near a toilet.

5. He didn’t go to a cemetery to pay his respect (doesn’t have any) to falling soldiers because his hair might’ve gotten wet… he’s gonna stand outside in the freezing cold?

   I don’t think so ….😂

6. I hear there’s nothing worse than a frozen diaper….

7. Snowflakes inside and out.

8. Snowflakes afraid of snowflakes.

9. Wish it would put him in the cold ground

10. Only an absolute coward would not do it outside.

    Good job electing the ultimate beta male by the beta subhumans in red states.

11. Good keep all your Toxic Spew indoors

12. Even nature thinks he’s a prick

13. It shrinks in the cold huh Donald?

14. Well at least there won’t be much discrepancy between the actual numbers and the stated numbers.

15. I want to make fun of this guy but this year I discovered I have pretty bad arthritis and the cold f**** with it. If he wasn’t an a****** I’d feel bad but since he is I only understand why he’s doing it inside.

16. Real reason- tiny crowd, just like his hands.

17. Wimp

18. I care that our traditions and norms are followed. Rats ass has none

19. ” old man yells at clouds on his inauguration day”

20. God is protecting DonOLD from another assassination attempt. /s

21. But Trump is Gods choice!!! Certainly a deity can adjust the weather for their chosen one!

22. Signs from God!! lol

23. Waiting for Comer and Jordan to call a hearing on God’s weaponization of Trump’s inauguration.

24. So, he still doesn’t know which democrat is controlling the weather?

25. Wussy baby man

26. I’m thinking it’s for security reasons although he is frail and weak so maybe that’s it. The snowflake is afraid of the cold !

27. Do not give him a sharpie ! He will explain in Trump form why the weather has ruined his inauguration day. Crowds will be Trump size. Tiny 🤣

28. Dangerous sudden bullet storm? Oh please.

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