Noordelijk Europa? Das ist absolutely different von hver other, ja! Quite unique, ikke?

by Deritatium

32 comments
  1. Dutch mass housing is comfier and safer than upper class neigborhoods in any of those other countries

  2. Brilliant Pierre. I’ve never been any prouder to be a Swampuropean

    Also I will now start saying; Undskyld mig, hør?

    Even if it doesn’t make much sense.

  3. Ich habe noch nie in meinem gesamten Leben jemand “Verzeihste” sagen gehört. Und was sind das für Häuser, mehr England, dass ja alles weg gebombed worden bei uns.

  4. And you would have gotten away with it, too, but you just had to bring beer into it. Comparing our beer, which was brewed according to the HOLY PURITY LAW for centuries, to the h*ineken pisswater?!

  5. England- ADHD germanics

    Germany- Autistic Germanics

    Netherlands- AuDHD Germanics

    Denmark- they’re just the weird kids that collect model railway sets

  6. This is bullshit.

    Our beaches are never that empty on a nice day, and our skies are never that blue.

  7. Clearly four completely different men and lifestyle what is the point of this post?

  8. “Noordelijk Europa”?

    Those are southern countries dude

  9. Bread, beach, beer, burned belly, bricks and brawls.
    It’s the B-team

  10. You would dare compare our (🇳🇱🇩🇪🇧🇪) heavenly goodness to those glasses of foaming -actual urine- you lot call beer?

  11. Hans is looking dangerously underweight. No wonder he is staring longingly at that beer.

  12. The lilipad guy is czech tho…

    Right? or am i confusing him with someone?

  13. Oh, ofc. Who doesn’t know the stereotypical Germans from “Holländisches Viertel” in Potsdam?
    Stereotypical German houses couldn’t look less like that.

  14. What’s the difference between GUNS and PIGS?

    GUNS are always redding on PIGS’ beaches.

    (Shitty joke I remembered)

  15. meanwhile northern Pierre: oh look, look, that me right there!

  16. Norwegians & Swedes tend to be better looking…

    Beside the guys ofc, they are just as terrible as the rest

  17. The German street picture is literally the *Holländisches Viertel — Dutch Quarters* of Potsdam, which they built for Dutch settlers who should help draining the swamp.

  18. did you just call deutsches bier & döner the same as beer and kebab everywhere else? HANS START DEN PANZER!

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