Guys, I’ve got Angelina Jolie writing me from hospital and not feeling well. Should I send her my Life savings to help her?

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1. Only if she wrote you over the internet. Everything on the internet is guaranteed to be true

2. Man, she got 12 kids or something… sure she can sell one or two of them… /s

3. Yes do it

4. That’s in fact Angelina taking care of me, as i’m very sick in bed 24/7 (i have a deadly disease called being spanish)

   Please send me the money 

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6. She wrote to me too, but I think it’s fake because I saw her in a movie after that :/

7. Id say send your life savings

8. Of course. That’s your chance buddy. Just do it

9. Nah, cluster B personality pussy isn’t worth the chase.

10. Ofcourse! Internet in the early 2000’s thaught me that only Nigerian princes scam people.

11. If you’re worried, I can be a middle man, I know her, and now you know you can find me here.

12. I hope this doesn’t disrupt the tomb raiding expedition I’m financing!

13. Nah she is 100% next to Brad Pitt who was seen in the Hospital these days. Sorry mate, better send your life savings to your long lost relative whose luggage was lost at the airport. She’ll definitely thank you later in the old Polish way!

14. Yes you should, I’m Michael Jackson and I share room with her, she’s very ill. I’m not dead, that’s what media wants you to belive, look at this if you don’t trust me:

    🎵 HEE-HEE 🎶

15. I save my savings for European women in need, like Monica Bellucci which I am corresponding with.

16. Poor thing must’ve already spent all the money she got off Brad Pitt after the 10 year divorce.

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18. It’s quite selfish to just send your life savings. Don’t you have any relatives with credit cards you can empty out?

19. Ask for nudes first

20. Why? She needs coins to buy a coffee from the vending machine???

21. Now I know that Brad Pitt and Jolie met in a hospital for sure

22. A Pierette there already got an online relationship with Brad Pitt so Angelina Jolie writing to you must not be that unusual, help her

23. Yes, looks legit.

24. It’s a VIP epidemic, go for it

25. Yes! All that stress with Brad has gotten to them both. Brad is also hospitalized, in need of money last I heard. Send my love

26. Absolutely. You’d be a fool not to

27. Obviously Angie has fallen on hard times and it’s just prudent.

28. You will pay a lot of transfer fees to the USA. Send the money to me, I can transfer it without fees because I have good contacts.

29. Absolutely!

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