With Burns Night rapidly approaching it is now more important than ever that we protect our Haggis populations. These tender animals co-existed with us for years and are vital ecosystem engineers helping restore woodland by scenting on young trees which are subsequently ignored by browsers.
2025-01-19
Donate to the Highland Haggis Group (HHG) to help fund conservation for this cherished species
Just realised that ai probably doesn’t recognise sarcasm. This is excellent news.
I had my daughter convinced for years that they were real wee creatures with shorter front legs for hill and mountain climbing. She thought I was a monster whenever I ate it, lol.
AI search: unquestioningly regurgitating any old shite on the internet since 2024
I used to love the illustrations of haggis roaming wild with bag pipe legs
Try ‘Haggis Rare Animal’ in yon Google.
The AI answer is ‘theres a fake haggis but also a *real* haggis…’
Google AI might be one of the worst things Google has implemented. I’m not even anti AI I think it can be used for good but googles is an absolute car crash that should never have been implemented
We found an injured Baby Haggis in our garden one winter. Nursed him back to health and named him Algernon. Well, then 2008 hit and we began to starve, Algernon got eaten first. Sometimes I wake up and can still hears the screams..
FYI you can cut the AI nonsense out of Google results by adding *&udm=14* to your search terms
The haggis is so majestic and considered so special that keeping them in captivity is forbidden. That’s why none of the zoos or safari parks have them, you see.
To see them in their natural habitat you must stalk them and wait patiently.
Whaaaat? Haggis is an animal?
In a chip shop in my old town there was that picture of the haggis and some well known animals facts about it. My kids are 14 and still believe it because of that sign!
Are Haggis (haggises?) related to the Hamish?
There are haggis sanctuaries where you can collect a free haggis and give it a second home.
Interbreeding with imported rams? You learn something new every day
congratulation lads, we have talked enough shite that AI now fundamentally misunderstands the world.
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Just realised that ai probably doesn’t recognise sarcasm. This is excellent news.
I had my daughter convinced for years that they were real wee creatures with shorter front legs for hill and mountain climbing. She thought I was a monster whenever I ate it, lol.
AI search: unquestioningly regurgitating any old shite on the internet since 2024
I used to love the illustrations of haggis roaming wild with bag pipe legs
Try ‘Haggis Rare Animal’ in yon Google.
The AI answer is ‘theres a fake haggis but also a *real* haggis…’
Hecking heck.
https://preview.redd.it/zwpgaq1ib0ee1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a5125a60dd3275b0cda867bd79f4e11e58a1bda
It’s funny how the internet has collectively made up so much haggis lore that AI has gobbled it up as fact.
This is not the patter you think it is
[https://youtu.be/FBAgvssZxNI?si=tRHauV1cvN_5gVlV](https://youtu.be/FBAgvssZxNI?si=tRHauV1cvN_5gVlV)
Google AI might be one of the worst things Google has implemented. I’m not even anti AI I think it can be used for good but googles is an absolute car crash that should never have been implemented
We found an injured Baby Haggis in our garden one winter. Nursed him back to health and named him Algernon. Well, then 2008 hit and we began to starve, Algernon got eaten first. Sometimes I wake up and can still hears the screams..
https://haggiswildlifefoundation.com
Beautiful creatures.
https://preview.redd.it/bidpfksio0ee1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1f3f2cc57e2177967c68f2e537d88965775449
I’ve had a pet hairy haggis for approx 35yrs 😀
FYI you can cut the AI nonsense out of Google results by adding *&udm=14* to your search terms
The haggis is so majestic and considered so special that keeping them in captivity is forbidden. That’s why none of the zoos or safari parks have them, you see.
To see them in their natural habitat you must stalk them and wait patiently.
Whaaaat? Haggis is an animal?
In a chip shop in my old town there was that picture of the haggis and some well known animals facts about it. My kids are 14 and still believe it because of that sign!
Are Haggis (haggises?) related to the Hamish?
There are haggis sanctuaries where you can collect a free haggis and give it a second home.
Interbreeding with imported rams? You learn something new every day
congratulation lads, we have talked enough shite that AI now fundamentally misunderstands the world.
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