IMHO, it is being moved inside only so tRump can keep the money paid for the tickets and keep those “poor” people away by saying they are now “commemorative tickets” instead of “admission tickets”!
AND he will not return the purchase price of $5000 EACH!!
Someone must have access to data on hotel occupancy in DC. Would be interesting to see the numbers and how they compare to previous inaugurations.
its hard to dance for 40 minutes in the cold while hiding stroke symptoms.
He’s scared a 3rd attempt will be made.
But they can’t hide the 26% vacancies in all the hotels and motels.
Am I really the first person to suggest its being moved inside due to assassination risks? They don’t want to have to inaugurate him behind bulletproof glass?
Now he can’t blame it on shrinkage
Hotel vacancies are high. There’s no one in DC to watch.
It’s because feeble old-man Trump might die from cold if he’s outside. Weak.
Full stop 💯
Small hands, small crowd
I’m going with the Italian plumbers theory. Lots of animosity toward the orange cream puff. Or it could be he’s a snowflake too.
I had a dinner with colleagues and someone pitched this theory. I hadn’t thought of it, but once she said it, it made perfect sense. I also think he’s a feeble old man. Probably trying that he’s not the “strong man” his followers believe him to be.
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I said this early this morning
Smallest attendance ever.
I like the “he had a stroke” theory
I think it’s because they’re less likely to get sniped.
There was eleventy bazillion people there. They were stacked like sardines.
Cold=Shrinkage, even for mushrooms
Frankly, this was a given.
What if he was out in the cold and had a diaper malfunction?
[I agree!](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/2fhp8NHp2o)
IMHO, it is being moved inside only so tRump can keep the money paid for the tickets and keep those “poor” people away by saying they are now “commemorative tickets” instead of “admission tickets”!
AND he will not return the purchase price of $5000 EACH!!
Someone must have access to data on hotel occupancy in DC. Would be interesting to see the numbers and how they compare to previous inaugurations.
its hard to dance for 40 minutes in the cold while hiding stroke symptoms.
He’s scared a 3rd attempt will be made.
But they can’t hide the 26% vacancies in all the hotels and motels.
https://preview.redd.it/sfu8gus411ee1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d03bcde9c9cb435e03ba5485dbe9dd5054dfd6
Not Wrong.
Or maybe to help thwart an assassination attempt!
Am I really the first person to suggest its being moved inside due to assassination risks? They don’t want to have to inaugurate him behind bulletproof glass?
Now he can’t blame it on shrinkage
Hotel vacancies are high. There’s no one in DC to watch.
He’s afraid that somebody won’t miss this time.
He’s scared of the cold. It’s that simple.
https://preview.redd.it/mtvo4oi0i1ee1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b327b81d13950db52df44eca954ece01278342
It’s not like that’s stopped them before…
Yes, that was my first thought.
It’s because feeble old-man Trump might die from cold if he’s outside. Weak.
Full stop 💯
Small hands, small crowd
I’m going with the Italian plumbers theory. Lots of animosity toward the orange cream puff. Or it could be he’s a snowflake too.
I had a dinner with colleagues and someone pitched this theory. I hadn’t thought of it, but once she said it, it made perfect sense. I also think he’s a feeble old man. Probably trying that he’s not the “strong man” his followers believe him to be.
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