Ya know there was something not quite right about 2 guys running an imaginary department of government efficiency
I know Ohio is deep red, but I still think Sherrod Brown could give him a run.
Bye! 👋
Farewell, thou shit and useless servant.
Wow, DOGE actually accomplished something.
Too bad the dumb fuck is going to take the couch fucker’s Senate seat.
Dude departed an fake department before it even began. Pretty remarkable lol
“I hardly knew him, he got the coffee sometimes.”
Hahaha FAIL
Just over 6 Scaramuccis.
How many Scarsmuccis was this one?
Everyone loves talking about cutting government waste until it’s actually time to do it…
It’s almost as if it was bullshit all along.
Found out the hard way how white people feel about him lol
>People close to Musk have privately undercut Ramaswamy for weeks, frustrated with his lack of participation in the heavy lifting, according to sources familiar with the internal dynamics.
Sounds like he has been “quiet quitting” from the very beginning.
So efficient he was done before he started.
Ramaswamy intends to announce a campaign for Ohio governor as soon as the end of January, multiple sources confirmed to CBS News.
>I am rich and I have no idea what to do with my life.
Also a quick explanation how Doge won’t get anything done.
>I have worked for two White Houses, I served on the Biden-Harris transition team, and I am currently a special government expert (SGE), so let me assure you: every other paragraph of this piece contains an absolute howler. This will be a train wreck.
If he only had $300 million to spare, he’d be in charge of the DOGE.
Of course it’s the brown guy that gets the boot, lmao.
Can you “depart” something that doesn’t exist?
DOGE dodger
Create two useless jobs, eliminate one. Checks out.
My slim hope for the next few years relies on the laziness and incompetence of these assholes
Department Of Dodging Government Efficiency
Can he play PoE?
HE DIDN’T EVEN LAST ONE SCARAMOUCHE!
But for real what is conversion ratea a Ramaswamy to a Mooch.
A negative exponential?!
They are probably side-lining him because he is an anchor baby, the type that Trump wants to denaturalize as citizens. Trump’s racist buddies don’t like Indian-Americans here either.
How can you depart a department that isn’t even real?
Depart or deport? Timing is sus…
DOGE isn’t real and news should stop acting like it is
Trump used these assholes. He’s gonna ditch musk next. We knew this when Vivek announced he was running for governor.
Lmao remember when Anne Coulter told you to your face that you were never going to be in the club? Guess what… you’re not in the club.
Looks like the left wasn’t lying when they told you MAGA doesn’t like immigrants. Oops.
How can you depart something that never actually existed?
Nobody wants to work anymore.
50% personnel cut already for DOGE, leading by example. 🤡
DOGE was always just a shiny thing to distract the press and Twitter so people didn’t talk about the terrible unqualified nominees that Trump was putting up in various key positions. You know, the key positions that actually matter, like FBI, FCC, DOE, DOJ, etc. Instead we had a couple of months of “OMG, DOGE is talking about cutting so much stuff! We gotta pay attention to that BS instead of the stuff that actually matters!”
Trump’s people are masters of press manipulation. Every time they start reporting on something with impact, Trump or one of his reps go out there and say something stupid. “Trump isn’t going to be able to reduce the price of eggs because it’s hard…but wait! He’s talking about annexing Greenland so let’s report on that instead”. “Trump’s tariffs are going to cost tax payers billions in what will amount to an indirect consumption tax…but wait, DOGE is talking about cutting $4 trillion from the budget without any details, so we’d better talk about that every chance we get!”
How can you depart something that’s not even a thing?
It’s insane how Trump isn’t even president yet and the dude is already causing shit storms everywhere, grifting with overt bribes through a shitcoin for billions of dollars, taking corporate bribes for political stunts, threatening blatant political discrimination in Chicago, and watching cabinet members fuck up before shit even starts.
Congratulations conservatives of America, you dumb fucks elected a man who’s only narrowly dumber than you.
Standard Trump administration, didn’t even make it to inauguration. Expect terrible everything as people get canned left and right and a revolving door of talking heads
He tried nothing and he’s all out of ideas, man.
Two guys hired to do the job of none.
So can we say that Ramaswamy was a diversity hire who didn’t actually do anything?
It’s not a real thing anyways. So what the fuck is he departing lol
He’s a douche and an idiot. But even though he’s an absolute MAGA dipshit, he can’t escape how racist his supporters are. LOL. FAFO.
This is the most efficient thing that’s come out of the trump administration. Garbage taking itself out.
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Congratulations on a job not done!
Is this a record? Hasn’t even started yet.
How do you quit something that never started?
Ya know there was something not quite right about 2 guys running an imaginary department of government efficiency
I know Ohio is deep red, but I still think Sherrod Brown could give him a run.
Bye! 👋
Farewell, thou shit and useless servant.
Wow, DOGE actually accomplished something.
Too bad the dumb fuck is going to take the couch fucker’s Senate seat.
Dude departed an fake department before it even began. Pretty remarkable lol
“I hardly knew him, he got the coffee sometimes.”
Hahaha FAIL
Just over 6 Scaramuccis.
How many Scarsmuccis was this one?
Everyone loves talking about cutting government waste until it’s actually time to do it…
It’s almost as if it was bullshit all along.
Found out the hard way how white people feel about him lol
>People close to Musk have privately undercut Ramaswamy for weeks, frustrated with his lack of participation in the heavy lifting, according to sources familiar with the internal dynamics.
Sounds like he has been “quiet quitting” from the very beginning.
So efficient he was done before he started.
Ramaswamy intends to announce a campaign for Ohio governor as soon as the end of January, multiple sources confirmed to CBS News.
>I am rich and I have no idea what to do with my life.
>https://archive.ph/I06Md
Also a quick explanation how Doge won’t get anything done.
>I have worked for two White Houses, I served on the Biden-Harris transition team, and I am currently a special government expert (SGE), so let me assure you: every other paragraph of this piece contains an absolute howler. This will be a train wreck.
>https://archive.ph/Z59z8
As if doge is a real thing and not a PR stunt.
If he only had $300 million to spare, he’d be in charge of the DOGE.
Of course it’s the brown guy that gets the boot, lmao.
Can you “depart” something that doesn’t exist?
DOGE dodger
Create two useless jobs, eliminate one. Checks out.
My slim hope for the next few years relies on the laziness and incompetence of these assholes
Department Of Dodging Government Efficiency
Can he play PoE?
HE DIDN’T EVEN LAST ONE SCARAMOUCHE!
But for real what is conversion ratea a Ramaswamy to a Mooch.
A negative exponential?!
They are probably side-lining him because he is an anchor baby, the type that Trump wants to denaturalize as citizens. Trump’s racist buddies don’t like Indian-Americans here either.
How can you depart a department that isn’t even real?
Depart or deport? Timing is sus…
DOGE isn’t real and news should stop acting like it is
Trump used these assholes. He’s gonna ditch musk next. We knew this when Vivek announced he was running for governor.
Lmao remember when Anne Coulter told you to your face that you were never going to be in the club? Guess what… you’re not in the club.
Looks like the left wasn’t lying when they told you MAGA doesn’t like immigrants. Oops.
How can you depart something that never actually existed?
Nobody wants to work anymore.
50% personnel cut already for DOGE, leading by example. 🤡
DOGE was always just a shiny thing to distract the press and Twitter so people didn’t talk about the terrible unqualified nominees that Trump was putting up in various key positions. You know, the key positions that actually matter, like FBI, FCC, DOE, DOJ, etc. Instead we had a couple of months of “OMG, DOGE is talking about cutting so much stuff! We gotta pay attention to that BS instead of the stuff that actually matters!”
Trump’s people are masters of press manipulation. Every time they start reporting on something with impact, Trump or one of his reps go out there and say something stupid. “Trump isn’t going to be able to reduce the price of eggs because it’s hard…but wait! He’s talking about annexing Greenland so let’s report on that instead”. “Trump’s tariffs are going to cost tax payers billions in what will amount to an indirect consumption tax…but wait, DOGE is talking about cutting $4 trillion from the budget without any details, so we’d better talk about that every chance we get!”
How can you depart something that’s not even a thing?
It’s insane how Trump isn’t even president yet and the dude is already causing shit storms everywhere, grifting with overt bribes through a shitcoin for billions of dollars, taking corporate bribes for political stunts, threatening blatant political discrimination in Chicago, and watching cabinet members fuck up before shit even starts.
Congratulations conservatives of America, you dumb fucks elected a man who’s only narrowly dumber than you.
Standard Trump administration, didn’t even make it to inauguration. Expect terrible everything as people get canned left and right and a revolving door of talking heads
He tried nothing and he’s all out of ideas, man.
Two guys hired to do the job of none.
So can we say that Ramaswamy was a diversity hire who didn’t actually do anything?
It’s not a real thing anyways. So what the fuck is he departing lol
He’s a douche and an idiot. But even though he’s an absolute MAGA dipshit, he can’t escape how racist his supporters are. LOL. FAFO.
This is the most efficient thing that’s come out of the trump administration. Garbage taking itself out.
Man didn’t even last two Scaramooches.
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