Every single EU city experience 🚲🚳



by peseoane

33 comments
  1. Camera out and walking around without looking where you are going, classic.

  2. Aaaaand we hate you too when we are on bikes, nearly killing us by not watching anything in the street..

  3. I ride my bike every day for over 20 years and the only time I have had an accident is when a tourist suddenly walked backwards onto the narrow bike path because he wanted to take a picture of his wife next to an ugly building.

    I fucking hate tourists.

  4. Warning for all of you bros : parisian ones are ww2 kamikazes

  5. sadly no one has weapons in EU – then this wont happen /s

  6. Well, be aware of your surroundings next time, public streets are not your own personal playgrounds.

  7. Maybe pay attention to your surroundings,its not the cyclist fault for you almost jumping infront of him.

  8. I mean to be fair to her, it looks like she’s standing on a regular pedestrian path in the middle of a city centre. Electric bikes should go that fast only on dedicated bike lanes

  9. When I visit Strasbourg I usually do the chicken move with any bicyclist, boy do they not appreciate it. Being 2meters tho, they always loose

    I love it

  10. She reacts as if it’s a car instead of a bike. Pre-traumatised from the car infested hell overseas

  11. ”He almost killed me”

    Shut up bitch, if he wanted to kill you he would’ve hit you instead of skillfully dodging you.

    Fuck tourists man. In my hometown, they always walk in the fucking middle of the road and then expect ME to cycle around them. Learn to fucking walk on the sidewalk, they’re there for a fucking reason.

    You are here as a guest, so behave like a guest instead of acting like you own the place. Otherwise, just fuck off to your own shithole country.

  12. That’s me cycling in my neighborhood and having to avoid clueless tourists.

  13. Still better than getting mowed down by a bigass pickup truck in her yankeeland

  14. Bro needs to chill, and self-absorbed broette needs to learn basic sense and situational awareness. Key spanish word to always remember: tranquilo (oumbray)

  15. Man I came to Germany, the bicycle are fucking crazy, they don’t care about any people and would run down on you if you’re on their way. Like calm down Hans the Kaiserschmarn isn’t going to go away.

  16. Yeah, we should tear fown our cities and make everything accessable by car

    Louvre Drive Inn sounds nice

  17. The only really “wrong” thing he did was pass her on the right, but it looks like that was because she was walking on the left instead of keeping right.

    Oh, and of course [he didn’t wear his bloody helmet](https://youtu.be/pD-f45TbvEw)!

  18. Staying ONE (1) day in Munich absolutely made me miss how big, easy to spot, and noisy a car can be

    Germans should unironically never be left in the immediate vicinity of any vehicle with less than three wheels

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