I see your Essex tea. Honestly we are going to have another War of the Roses but with tea!

by Phantion-

29 comments
  1. Lancs is better tea. Better map box.
    Oh Lanky, Lanky!

  2. I’m sure the left one is only sold in giftshops as a novelty item. 

  3. Yorkshire Tea: 80 tea bags

    Lancashire Tea: 80 biodegradable* tea bags 🤓👆🏻

  4. This begs the question, what is the least appealing county to use for branding tea bags?

    I’m going with West Midlands, now that Humberside isn’t a thing.

  5. Henry! Henry! It’s time for a spot of tea (and bloodshed)!

  6. I might get exiled for this, but as a Lancashire lass, I have to hand it to Yorkshire, they do have the best tea.

  7. Tea tastes like dirty dish water that someone’s left in the sink for 2 years in an abandoned building covered in rat shit and maggots. So pick which ever one is cheaper because it’s all vile.

  8. It’s not much of a war is it?

    Yorkshire – palm on L*ncashires forhead as it’s windmilling

  9. Barely even a pub car park scrap if you’re from Yorkshire

  10. I was born in Lancashire but it still had to be Yorkshire tea

  11. Hang on. Let’s get the priorities right. As a Manc I dislike scousers, and they dislike us. Until Yorkshiremen turns up. And then we’ll kick off until a southerner turns up.

    Let’s just sort the Essex lot out first, then we’ll have a talk amongst us grown ups.

  12. As a proud Lancastrian I can safely say that Lancashire Tea is absolute shite! It hurts me to say it, but them lot on the wrong side of the Pennines know how to make good tea! It’s one of 4 good things to come out of Yorkshire:- Tea, Taylor’s coffee, Haribo, and the M62

  13. Are all of those teas just Yorkshire tea in special regional boxes?

  14. It’s made near St Helens, but I assume ‘Merseyside Tea’ just didn’t have the same ring to it

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