Hopefully the pricks who do not need to hill walk for essential reasons take heed of the latest advice from the Met Office with a Red warning of wind for much of Friday across Scotland.
Just had the fucking slates patched on my roof.

Red alert! set phasers tae malky!
This is now a Class 5 Trampoline level threat.
My front fence has been on its last legs for about a year. It will not survive Eowyn. GBNF ❤️
I’m playing golf and this could be a big help for my slice.
Eh. Time to walk to work. Business needs to roll :/
Anyone know if Aberdeen will be fine? Since it hits us from the west.
Met Office has more detail on the times:
Red Warning for wind for western and central areas of Scotland 10:00 until 17:00 Friday.
Amber Warning for wind in southern half of Scotland 06:00 until 21:00 Friday.
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Hopefully the pricks who do not need to hill walk for essential reasons take heed of the latest advice from the Met Office with a Red warning of wind for much of Friday across Scotland.
Just had the fucking slates patched on my roof.

Red alert! set phasers tae malky!
This is now a Class 5 Trampoline level threat.
My front fence has been on its last legs for about a year. It will not survive Eowyn. GBNF ❤️
I’m playing golf and this could be a big help for my slice.
Eh. Time to walk to work. Business needs to roll :/
Anyone know if Aberdeen will be fine? Since it hits us from the west.
Met Office has more detail on the times:
Red Warning for wind for western and central areas of Scotland 10:00 until 17:00 Friday.
Amber Warning for wind in southern half of Scotland 06:00 until 21:00 Friday.
Yellow Warning for wind 00:00 until 23:59 Friday.
Yellow Warning for snow 06:00 until 23:59 Friday.
Yellow Warning for winds 00:00 – 15:00 Saturday.
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/about-us/news-and-media/media-centre/weather-and-climate-news/2025/red-weather-warnings-issued-with-damaging-winds-forecast-for-storm-eowyn
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East coast, for the win! (Hopefully we just get a breeze 😅)
TRAMPOLINE! TRAMPOLINE!
But Friday is bin day round my bit. It’ll be carnage.
Can this post be pinned?
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